Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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[hackingyoursensors]

Of course.

[redheadedspeedster]

Hey, you can never tell with some people. [Not that you're some people.]

...The place you're at doesn't sound too bad for a prison. Minus me not being there, of course.

[hackingyoursensors]

It's not too bad so far. They recently upgraded the environment so that it's now even more like a resort than before. Not that I'm exactly going to rest easy. I don't know what these new wardens want.

Well, yeah, there is an unfortunate lack of Wally.

[redheadedspeedster]

An underwater prison that's basically a resort. Now I've heard everything. So how big is the place? Enough for a guy to properly stretch his legs?

And the lack of Wally is a big problem. You should probably look into fixing that.

[hackingyoursensors]

Pretty big, about the size of a small city.

Trust me, she's been trying to fix that. But you're a hard guy to catch.

[redheadedspeedster]

That does sound like more than enough room to keep a guy from going stir-crazy.

What do you expect from the fastest kid alive? But I'm sure you and your mun will think of something. I mean, nobody knows me better than you do.

[hackingyoursensors]

Then I feel compelled to let you know that there is a neverending supply of delicious and 100% free food.

But, seriously, as nice as it would be to have you there, getting you stuck in prison just to keep me company would be pretty selfish.

[redheadedspeedster]

Neverending supply, huh? You sure this isn't like when a restaurant advertises all-you-can-eat and then cuts you off? 'Cause that's happened to me before. [Shocking, right?]

Dude, you know that I'd follow you anywhere. Watching each others back is what best friends do.

[hackingyoursensors]

I haven't heard anyone being sent away for eating too much food. And even if one restaurant throws you out, there are half a dozen others. [Oh he's so shocked.]

Thanks, man.

[redheadedspeedster]

Hmm. The food situation does make the place sound tempting.

And I could totally help you out with your on-going love square! Who better to be your wing-man than me?

[hackingyoursensors]

Trust me, my mun knows. That's how she tries to rope in the Wallys.

Aren't you spoken for? Can't really be a wing-man anymore, right? [Also you'll make his love-square worse, he just knows it.]

[redheadedspeedster]

Your mun fights dirty. [Because how can Wally resist food?]

Well, yeah. But that doesn't mean I can't still help you out. Besides, Artemis isn't even there, right? [And by making things worse you mean better.]

[hackingyoursensors]

She's pretty shameless. [He can't.]

No, just me and Zatanna. Though, for your sake, I hope she doesn't catch you saying that. [And by better you mean way worse, right?]

[redheadedspeedster]

What's wrong with anything I said? I just asked if she was there, that's all. [No. I mean way better. Just look at how smooth this guy is.]

[hackingyoursensors]

Maybe because it sounded like you fully intended on pretending not to have a girlfriend by being my wing-man. [Uh yeah. So smooth.]

[redheadedspeedster]

Dude, that's totally not what I meant! The Wall-man would be very clear that he's off the market. I'm sure all the ladies would be heartbroken but they'd have to get over it. [Which is why he'd have to meddle in your love-life since he wouldn't have one of his own.]

[hackingyoursensors]

Oh, yeah, the poor ladies of MarinaNova. [No Wally no.]

[redheadedspeedster]

At least it allows the other poor stiffs there a chance to find themselves a girl. [Yes Dick yes. He'll start by crashing at your apartment that you share with Zatanna.]

[hackingyoursensors]

That's very noble of you, KF. [Okay but you get the couch. :/]

[redheadedspeedster]

I happen to be a very noble person, Rob. It's just one of the many positive qualities that I possess. [Fine. The couch better not be lumpy, though.]

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah, like humility. [It's a nice, new couch. And the kitchen is nearby.]

[redheadedspeedster]

I can't help that I'm so awesome. [And points that fact out every chance he gets.]

[Okay, that living arrangement sounds acceptable.]

[hackingyoursensors]

Sounds like quite the burden, KF. [Yeah that was sarcasm.]

[Well then their comfy couch is your comfy couch.]

[redheadedspeedster]

There are a lot of expectations that come with it and a lesser man might wilt under the pressure. It's a good thing I'm not a lesser man. [Yeah, that was your sarcasm being ignored.]

[Good. Zatanna said I might have to share it with the dog, though.]

[hackingyoursensors]

[Dude, you're going to make him laugh.]

You're truly one of a kind. Sad that future generations will only know you through stories.

[Yeah and that dog is very good at taking up way more space than a puppy should.]