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Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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I happen to be a very noble person, Rob. It's just one of the many positive qualities that I possess. [Fine. The couch better not be lumpy, though.]

Yeah, like humility. [It's a nice, new couch. And the kitchen is nearby.]

I can't help that I'm so awesome. [And points that fact out every chance he gets.]

[Okay, that living arrangement sounds acceptable.]

Sounds like quite the burden, KF. [Yeah that was sarcasm.]

[Well then their comfy couch is your comfy couch.]

There are a lot of expectations that come with it and a lesser man might wilt under the pressure. It's a good thing I'm not a lesser man. [Yeah, that was your sarcasm being ignored.]

[Good. Zatanna said I might have to share it with the dog, though.]

[Dude, you're going to make him laugh.]

You're truly one of a kind. Sad that future generations will only know you through stories.

[Yeah and that dog is very good at taking up way more space than a puppy should.]

[Laugh away, bird boy.]

Then you and the others must feel so lucky to be living during the time of Wally West.

[I'll bribe the dog with food.]

[Oh he shall.]

Is that what we're calling it now?

[Hey if you make the dog barf, you're cleaning it up.]

I think it has a nice ring to it, don't you?

[I'll make sure Robin Jr. eats healthy stuff.]

Yeah, it kind of does, actually.

[Define "healthy."]

Everyone is pretty lucky to be around during the time of the original Robin, too.

[Um, whatever Wally won't eat and/or what falls on the floor?]

I wonder how long that'll last. [Ow sensitive spot.]

[:| Wally don't kill our dog.]

[Oops. Sorry, bro.]

Dude, just because it happened in another universe doesn't mean it's the same in ours. Plus, I'm sure it'll be your call and whatever you do will be great.

[That won't happen. It might become a fat puppy, though.]

I guess so. It's just that I never even considered giving up being Robin.

[Okay that is acceptable.]

I'm sure it won't happen anytime soon and who really knows where any of us will be years from now.

[I did promise Zee I'd take it for walks.]

I guess you've got a point.

[At a normal pace, Wally. Normal pace.]

It's been known to happen. Now if people would start listening to me more often.

[Just so we're clear, do you mean Wally's version of normal or normal normal?]

I don't know about "more often."

[Normal normal. :/ So it'll be boring.]

Hey, I happen to give great advice. You'd all be better off if you followed it.

[Okay, we'll start out at a normal pace.]

Did you just say that with a straight face?

[Again, don't kill our dog. :|]

Of course I did. I do happen to be the brains of the team, after all.

[Bursts out into laughter.]

[Huff. You're so cruel, Rob.]

Laugh all you want, dude. We both know that it's true. [Who else is going to tell you how to make an EMP to stop evil androids?]

You have your moments. [Nobody as cool as you, KF?]

Dude, who are you kidding? Every moment is a Wally moment. [Of course nobody as cool as him. Wally's the coolest science geek ever.]

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