Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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[acceptableinthe90s]

Tim, what even? [Face palms and drags his hand down his face.] I need to teach you how to step your game up.

[liedtobatman]

Not now, Kon.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Sorry, Tim. You are in need of a dating intervention because you can't allow a twelve year old to have more swag than you. [Look at him picking up relevant slang.]

[hackingyoursensors]

I'm thirteen.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Whatever, you're still going through puberty.

[hackingyoursensors]

So? You're younger than I am. Technically.

[acceptableinthe90s]

A)My body is passed puberty and b) That's not how the ladies see it and that's all that matters.

[liedtobatman]

If it helps you're both acting like immature 5 years old right now.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Stop avoiding your intervention. [Throws arm around neck and begins to drag off.] Let's find some hot babes so you can watch and observe.

[liedtobatman]

[NOT THIS AGAIN]

Don't make me batarang you, superobnoxious. I don't need an intervention because Steph might find someone better for her.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Don't make me knock some sense into you, Boy Blunder. C'mon, who is going to be better for her than you?

[liedtobatman]

Ask her, she's the one who broke up with me.

... I think. I just know something happens in the future.

[acceptableinthe90s]

It's 'cause you're letting a twelve or whatever year old have more game than you.

Lucky for you, I'm here and I'll have her swooning over you in no time.

[liedtobatman]

Kon...

... I don't even know where to start. Just stop.

[hackingyoursensors]

He started it.

[liedtobatman]

Aaaand I rest my case.

Seriously R, whatever you end feeling is fine. Just don't end lying to me.

[hackingyoursensors]

I'm not lying.

[At least, he doesn't think he is.]

[liedtobatman]

And I believe you. But I got a crush on her when she hit me with a brick and didn't realize until months later so... just wait.

[hackingyoursensors]

You got a crush on her because she hit you with a brick?

Or did you have a crush on her before and it took you awhile to figure it out because you had a concussion?

[hackingyoursensors]

So you tell them your real age and they don't feel like pedophiles?

[acceptableinthe90s]

Now you're just being creepy. I'm physiologically and psychologically almost 17.

[hackingyoursensors]

Because that totally makes dating a six-month-old not awkward at all.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Isn't the Superboy you know dating someone who is 45 or somethin'?

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah, but she's Martian. It's totally different.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Nu uh, he's still younger than I am and even if you do count in the whole martian thing, she's still considered, what? Sixteen or seventeen?

Why don't you tell her she's being a pedo and see how that convo goes over.