Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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[liedtobatman]

Hey, Robins are known for liking older women. Nothing to be ashamed of.

[Also ignoring the question kthxb]

[hackingyoursensors]

Tim? Not. Helping.

Is this payback for me messing with you while you were in drag?

[liedtobatman]

I WASN'T IN A DRAG! It was just the batgirl suit!

And I did it to help you're supposedly crushing on, by the way.

[hackingyoursensors]

You stuffed it and wore a wig. And tried to imitate her voice. I think that counts as drag.

There is no crush.

[liedtobatman]

And your mun got that idea out of nowhere?

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah. I mean, doesn't yours come up with weird ideas sometimes?

[liedtobatman]

Well, yeah.

But my mundane is just plain crazy.

[hackingyoursensors]

And you think mine isn't?

/threadjack

[acceptableinthe90s]

Tim, what even? [Face palms and drags his hand down his face.] I need to teach you how to step your game up.

[liedtobatman]

Not now, Kon.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Sorry, Tim. You are in need of a dating intervention because you can't allow a twelve year old to have more swag than you. [Look at him picking up relevant slang.]

[hackingyoursensors]

I'm thirteen.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Whatever, you're still going through puberty.

[hackingyoursensors]

So? You're younger than I am. Technically.

[acceptableinthe90s]

A)My body is passed puberty and b) That's not how the ladies see it and that's all that matters.

[liedtobatman]

If it helps you're both acting like immature 5 years old right now.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Stop avoiding your intervention. [Throws arm around neck and begins to drag off.] Let's find some hot babes so you can watch and observe.

[liedtobatman]

[NOT THIS AGAIN]

Don't make me batarang you, superobnoxious. I don't need an intervention because Steph might find someone better for her.

[acceptableinthe90s]

Don't make me knock some sense into you, Boy Blunder. C'mon, who is going to be better for her than you?

[hackingyoursensors]

He started it.

[liedtobatman]

Aaaand I rest my case.

Seriously R, whatever you end feeling is fine. Just don't end lying to me.

[hackingyoursensors]

I'm not lying.

[At least, he doesn't think he is.]

[hackingyoursensors]

So you tell them your real age and they don't feel like pedophiles?

[acceptableinthe90s]

Now you're just being creepy. I'm physiologically and psychologically almost 17.

[hackingyoursensors]

Because that totally makes dating a six-month-old not awkward at all.