Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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[bratbeyond]

Girls and crushes're stupid anyways.

[hackingyoursensors]

I wouldn't go that far.

[bratbeyond]

I would. Romance just gets in the way of the good stuff, like comic books and secret spy missions.

[hackingyoursensors]

[Trying not to laugh.]

You can still have a girlfriend and go on, uh, secret spy missions.

[bratbeyond]

No you can't. My teachers tried that once, and it ended up pretty dismal for both of them.

Plus, I've already been on a super-secret spy mission.

[hackingyoursensors]

What if your girlfriend goes on secret spy missions with you?

Well, yeah, you're Robin. We go on super secret spy missions all the time.

[bratbeyond]

It wouldn't be good for our covers. Plus, she'd get jealous of me and the other girls in all the cities.

Yeah, Robin goes on secret spy missions... but how often does Damian get to go?

[hackingyoursensors]

Then you're not dating the right girl. It'd be like me getting jealous just because my girlfriend flirted with someone for the sake of the mission.

Really? Why were you on a spy mission as Damian?

[bratbeyond]

I'm not dating anyone. And I quite honestly don't ever plan on it. [It's a touchy subject for him, so he's dropping it. Now.]

Because it's required at mercenary school? If you're not spying on people, you're killing monsters or making business deals.

[hackingyoursensors]

Uh, wow. Killing monsters and making business deals? That's a pretty varied curriculum.

[bratbeyond]

Eh, it seems pretty normal. I'd be more worried if people didn't know how to fight or use magic.

[hackingyoursensors]

Yeah, I can't use magic. I don't know the first thing about it, to be honest.

[bratbeyond]

It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it. I like air magic - and airbending - the best.

/o hai there mini Robin

[backwordscompatible]

You won't think that when you're older.

s'up Zee?

[bratbeyond]

I'm pretty sure I will. I've got two sisters, and they've convinced me otherwise.

[backwordscompatible]

A sister and a girlfriend are completely different. Hopefully.

Just wait until you find someone you can keep up with.

[bratbeyond]

Don't you mean "someone who can keep up with me?" I doubt the reverse'd ever happen.

[backwordscompatible]

Oh, I meant it the way I said it.

[bratbeyond]

Girls aren't that impossible to keep up with! Kiran's pretty good about...

[Uh. He so hadn't meant to say her name.]

... They're just special.

[backwordscompatible]

[Oh, you know she's not letting you get out of this now.]

Kiran, huh?

Is she pretty?

[bratbeyond]

I don't know? Maybe? She's Sikh and I'm Muslim, so it wouldn't work out.

[backwordscompatible]

You never know.

Girls love the whole "star-crossed" thing. Makes everything seem more exciting.

[bratbeyond]

Not really. Even if we didn't have different religions, she's Punjabi and I'm Bangladeshi.

There's too many problems for it to even begin to be okay.

[backwordscompatible]

Mmm...still not really seeing a problem here.

Do you like her?

[bratbeyond]

Um, there's the whole "if I married her, my family would disown me? Not to mention, Kiran's family would disown her?"

Kinda. I like her the same way I like Cissie and Milagro.