Awkward Batfam love triangles 2012

[hackingyoursensors]

What are you talking about? There is no love triangle. I don't have a "schoolboy crush" on Steph. Sure, she's nice and a good fighter and, yeah, pretty. But it's just esteem, not a crush. There's a very clear difference.

By the way, don't you have work to do? Maybe you should focus on that instead of making up so-called "crushes" I have.

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[bratbeyond]

Don't you mean "someone who can keep up with me?" I doubt the reverse'd ever happen.

[backwordscompatible]

Oh, I meant it the way I said it.

[bratbeyond]

Girls aren't that impossible to keep up with! Kiran's pretty good about...

[Uh. He so hadn't meant to say her name.]

... They're just special.

[backwordscompatible]

[Oh, you know she's not letting you get out of this now.]

Kiran, huh?

Is she pretty?

[bratbeyond]

I don't know? Maybe? She's Sikh and I'm Muslim, so it wouldn't work out.

[backwordscompatible]

You never know.

Girls love the whole "star-crossed" thing. Makes everything seem more exciting.

[bratbeyond]

Not really. Even if we didn't have different religions, she's Punjabi and I'm Bangladeshi.

There's too many problems for it to even begin to be okay.

[backwordscompatible]

Mmm...still not really seeing a problem here.

Do you like her?

[bratbeyond]

Um, there's the whole "if I married her, my family would disown me? Not to mention, Kiran's family would disown her?"

Kinda. I like her the same way I like Cissie and Milagro.

[backwordscompatible]

How romantic.

[/so teasing]

Are you sure about that? You're the one who brought her name up in the first place, you know.

[bratbeyond]

It's not romantic, it's slagging stupid!

[/not getting that she's teasing, of course not]

I'm very sure. She's just a friend.

[backwordscompatible]

..."slagging"?

[bratbeyond]

Uh.

Goshdarnit to heck?

[backwordscompatible]

I know you're not from around here, but either speak English or Italian if you want me to understand you.

[bratbeyond]

It's actually English. Just... future slang English.

[backwordscompatible]

Does this look like the future to you?

[bratbeyond]

You try having to reinvent your entire vocabulary! It's schwar---it's disgusting.

[backwordscompatible]

Consider it a training exercise.

You're undercover in the past. Try to be subtle about it.

[bratbeyond]

Tt, what's the fun in that? The past's boring.

[backwordscompatible]

My mistake.

I thought you took your work seriously.

[bratbeyond]

[Oh, he knows that song and dance routine; his sisters loved it.]

I do, but I'm already on another undercover mission. Can't do two at once, right?

[backwordscompatible]

I guess if you can't handle it.

[bratbeyond]

Nope. I'm not that good.

[backwordscompatible]

Wow. And you even willingly admit it.

I'm actually impressed.

[bratbeyond]

Nothing wrong with admitting your weaknesses. It just makes you stronger in the end.

[He's a politician's son Zee! He lies like he breathes.]