She mostly humiliates me. [He really doesn't want to say but, the effect is now going to reach him here. Numerous adorable animals approach happily from random locations. A squirrel decides to climb up his coat and cuddle into his hair.... He just sighs since part of the curse won't let him hurt the cute fuzzies it attracts.] ...I'd say it is.
It’s better still than being… [She stops when she notices all the cute animals, oh my GOD, Sephiroth is a Disney princess! Nevertheless Rinoa still smiles and oh so cute…] Oh dear Hyne, this is adorable!
[Of course he's not amused.] It's annoying. [And now there's also a kitten sitting on his foot.] ...For the most part. [He's not ready to admit it but, he kinda likes the kitten.]
How can you think this is annoying! [Can he tell who loves animals? And oh kitten, she will move closer, kneel down and gently pet the kitten.] Aww you're so cute!
[He scowls and untangles the squirrel from his hair.] They don't understand personal boundaries. [Is he feeling childish enough to drop the squirrel on her head? ...I think he is. >.>;]
They are animals and they are not bothering you that much. [She will just blinks when she feels the squirrel on her head, before it moves down to her shoulder, taking the kitten –that is happily enjoying the petting, she stands up and looks at him with an amused smirk.] Well who would have thought you were as childish and petty as to drop a squirrel on a poor and helpless young girl? Shame on you!
They make walking through town quite awkward. [Especially the chocobo. At least he hasn't attracted any skunks... yet. He may be resisting an urge to ask her to hand over the kitten.]
Well aren’t you this legendary and amazing warrior? Surely walking with cute little animals around shouldn’t be that hard? [And nope, she might not be giving back the kitten, it’s too cute and it’s purring oh so sweetly in her arms.]
The curse demands I not hurt them. Other people do not feel the need to be tolerant of their antics. [Since the curse attracts the animals to him that kitten may start squirming away from her to try to get back to him.] Part of the curse I suppose but, I get agitated if others are rough with them. [And he's been trying not to get violent with too many people since he's stuck there for the time being.]
So in normal circumstances you will hurt them? [She frowns a bit at that, hurting poor innocent and cute animals, but she tries not to smirk at the other part of the curse, ah, karma is strange thing.] What exactly will you consider rough?
They wouldn't be bothering me under normal circumstances. [That would be a no. The kitten squirms a bit. If it doesn't run away once the curse wears off he might just keep it.] ...It depends on the durability of the animal.
It’s a curse is going to end at some point… [Since the kitten is squirming too much, she will place it in the floor and let it reunite with it’s one true love, however the squirrels seems quite comfy on her shoulder.] I guess the smaller animals need more care.
That witch does strange things for no fathomable reason. [And the kitten resumes sitting on his foot. It looks like it might be considering climbing up his pants after a moment. He picks it up before it can try.] They do. It is far too easy to crush some of them. [At least they go away long enough to forage so he doesn't have to figure out what to feed all of them.]
Does the witch need a reason to do as it pleases if you are in its world? [Also she will now crack a small smile, ah, so he is a cat person that is rather interesting, where is a camera where she needs it!?] Yes. Have you been feeding them as well?
I suppose she doesn't even though she does not currently hold any position of authority. [And the kitten is quite happy to be held up against his stomach as he absently scratches it behind the ears.] Just the kitten and its mother. They were likely already getting food from humans before they were attracted to my curse.
Maybe but she still has the power to alter things to what she want. [Ah, ah she wants and needs a camera right about now, someone please give her one!] Hmm, maybe after the curse they will stay with you.
She's insane. It is disconcerting that she has that type of power. [He is quite charmed by the purring ball of fuzz. It doesn't show on his face though. He just looks more bored than anything.] ...It would not be entirely unwelcome. [He needs to get more information on cat care though. It was just luck that he knew what they liked to eat.]
That is the case is most of the places we are sent, you learn to deal with that eventually. [She will forever regret not having a camera, because despite his expression seeing him with a small kitty is good enough.] Aww you are a cat person, after all! If they stay with you, do you have any idea of how to take care of them?
That doesn't mean I have to like it. [he might just be aware of the want for a camera. He just doesn't really care anymore.] It's easy enough to find out the things I don't know.
Of course not, but being bothered by it doesn’t helps either does it? [She will mourn her camera and now she is wondering if the squirrel will go back to him or if she can keep at least this one.] Well you are lucky cats are animals that can kind of take care of themselves, just make sure to have food for them, a little box, enough toys and all vaccines….also making sure the kitten is not one of those rare ones that are actually allergic to catnip.
[He just sighs. The squirrel seems content where it is. Perhaps it took being dropped on her head to mean that she's okay to play with.] I've noticed. I'll be sure to do some research if they do end up staying with me.
[She is safe enough since she’s not bothered with the squirrel trying to hide in her hair, though she doesn’t has as much hair as he does.] If it’s not…good luck with having a high as a kite little feline.
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