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unsoldiered) wrote in
dear_mun2012-07-03 04:33 pm
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reviewing stuff and meme-ing :|a
You tell me I could use a getaway, and then you throw me into awful situations. I think I can officially say 'I called it', thanks. Nothing ever goes right, so it's on par for the course. [At least it can't get any worse than what he's already dealt with--or at least, that is a mighty challenge. :|] And no, I didn't really need a map of my house. Why would I need a map for my house? Hell, I needed a map for what it turned into, if that's what you're asking. Jesus.
[wait what are you playing now]
...
Origins...? Is that--is that the guy I got a lift from to Shepherd's Glen? [TRAVIS THE TRUCKER WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME]
Is there anyone who hasn't been to Silent Hill?
[wait what are you playing now]
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Origins...? Is that--is that the guy I got a lift from to Shepherd's Glen? [TRAVIS THE TRUCKER WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME]
Is there anyone who hasn't been to Silent Hill?

screaming about there being no first aids, happy about the lack of jammed doors...
SO THERE ARE WORSE FATES THAN SILENT HILL AFTER ALL.
But it's okay, Alex can't read brackets and stuff.]
Huh... You'd think space would have more than that. I mean, I watched a lot of those kinds of shows growing up--seems kind've underwhelming, not having a lot of weird aliens in space.
[Hey something from my childhood that isn't mentally scarring--how cool. SURE SHOWED MY PARENTS.]
still banging their heads against walls because of SPACE PUZZLES
[Because good lord, his dignity...]
Believe me, I've thought about it, a lot. After meeting the skeleton the first time, I wasn't expecting there to be so many... people. Real people. [Not just projections or manifestations or monsters, or anything like that.
[You go, Alex. Be all that you can be. Like a champ.]
still stating the obvious when they investigate, being unable to jump over tiny blockades...
People like you? Stuck on a ship, I mean. I guess you're all sorta alien to each other in a place like that...
[They said I could be anything, so I became a soldier. o7
and then realized that's not how it works]
GUESS I'M NOT GOING THAT WAY...
Yeah... Places like those? You're gonna run into all kinds of regular people from strange places.
And, uh... time periods, as well...
[Funny. When they said I could be anything, I got arrested.
[Then again, stealing a police cruiser so I could pretend to be a cop for ten hours probably wasn't such a great idea.]
It's a tiny guard rail my legs'd never make it! /LEAPS ACROSS CHASMS
You don't say...
[8|a sounds interesting]
Met anyone from the distant future yet?
sorry my boots might chafe on that fallen tree log, but i can totally parkour over some wreckage brb
[Murphy pauses just then.] Not... that I know of. Yet. Some, maybe...
I have spoken with guys from... kingdoms, and places like that. It's, uh. It's weird. [You don't know life until you've been pep-talked by fucking Aragorn.
[Oh god, this is like one of those moments where he has to stop and take a few seconds before realizing his situation. It's like Ren Faire, but in the future. Man, you don't even know...]
oh no problem I'll be over here asking where my bro is even though I've seen him repeatedly
...
Nevermind the image is too painful.]
Kingdoms like.... Armor... swords? Long parted hair and nice beards?
cool i'll just be pressing X to Charlie
...Yeah, uh.
Those kinds... [Sometimes, it's almost too much for even Murph here to handle. Because some days he's pretty sure that he has officially just lost his mind.]
:C why didn't I get a button like that. all I get is the 'DON'T GET DRILLED IN THE FACE' button
Maybe it'd be a nice opportunity to learn some history while you feel like reality's breaking.
I'm, uh. Sure you'll get used to it eventually.
[:|a just like he'll have to
because i kinda sent in his application behind his back
because it's an invisible button. one that only murphy can press when his Charlie senses activate
Not sure if it's somethin' that I'll ever get used to, though...
[Oh, just nut up, Murph.
[...Also you clever little sneak!