What am I even doing?

[undruggable]

Ain't gonna do a little puppet dance, puppeteer. Nope. That's not how this show is going to run. See, I'm... I'm really stoned. But! But, I'm also my own person. My own incredibly high person. Who will, hopefully, be even stoned-ier and assisting my dear, ol' buddy Nemo in Sleepland or Dreamland; whatever. Just... Just gotta read a book with pictures in it.

Seriously. Nemo's gotta wake up. Shit's all topsy turvy.

...Man. Mun. What if... What if I'm Nemo? Ah, shit. What if you're Nemo and I'm just a dream? So, when you wake up, I'm gonna die.

Fuck what I said. Nemo, man. Nemo. Stay asleep. If you wake up I'm haunting you and eating all your poptarts.

...Hey, mun, you got any food?

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....then we'd get stoned Loki. Now THAT'S terrifying.

[and32cents]

[ He looks between the guy and his joint, as if trying to decide whether to believe him. ]

What about...what was his name? Chris? Curt! Did he-- wait. No. Nevermind. I don't wanna know.

Hell... Does ANYONE around here come from somewhere not totally fucked?

...OH GOD.

[undruggable]

Beats me. I'm just gonna chill here while I'm safe, you know? Toke up while the doobie is hot.

He would tell everyone his plots to take over the world. Then conquer their snacks.

[and32cents]

Yeah, don't be so sure about that whole safe thing.