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[willfreezeyourunderpants]

First off, I'm not sure what to make of your choice of username. Sure, it's something that I can do, but it's not a habit of mine. I only do it to people that deserve it. Like Johnny. And he's not my best friend.

Secondly, I'm excited that you decided to do this but it's probably a good idea if you review my canon before doing anything too serious. We both know it's been forever since you've read some of those earlier issues.

So I'll just sit back and chill while you get to work. We'll have plenty of fun after that.

Comments

[candidly]

It's probably because it's really pretty funny when you do freeze Johnny's underpants.

[willfreezeyourunderpants]

It is pretty funny, isn't it? And somebody needs to cool that guy down from time to time. It's really a win-win situation for all those involved.

[firegodrockstar]

Oh like you could ever have a better bro.

Btw, hotfoot!

[willfreezeyourunderpants]

[True. Who else would get beaten up by girls with me?]

Ouch! What the--? [Bobby quickly deals with Johnny's surprise and then glares at him.]

Real mature, dude. [And to show his maturity, there's a cold blast headed your way.]

[remake]

The username is kind of ominous.

[willfreezeyourunderpants]

[Hey new Spidey.]

I know, right? People who don't know me might think that I'm some sort of freak that freezes people's underpants for no reason.