...they legit gave this kid his gun back, oh my god.

[chronomancer]

Fuck. Yeah.
normally id be WWay Too Suspicious to celebrate
pretty much Anythin
that happens to me in that Towwer
but
really
its me an a gun
howw could you Possibly fuck That up?

Comments

[one_winged_demon]

The gun doesn't have the desired effect anymore? I mean with how weird places like this could be it could shoot out SYRUP.

[chronomancer]

...no
dont givve her ideas
she Doesnt Need Them

[speakveryclearly]

Congratulations

[chronomancer]

...ah
thanks

[Very. Quietly. Contemplating a headshot here. Uh. Cough.]

[speakveryclearly]

[JADERIDAN. WHY.]

Its Really Awful How They Confiscate Our Entire Sylladices In These Games Isnt It

[chronomancer]

[Because you're glowy and undead and he has a thing for undead things. Especially the kind that wants to eat some part of his anatomy. Whoops.]

VVery
they dont wwant us to be Sittin Ducks for wwhatever horrible crap they wwant to put us through
but they Take Awway out preferred methods to Not Be sittin ducks
makes no fuckin sense if you ask me

[speakveryclearly]

[She has no carniverous interest in your anatomy!

...your anatomy.]

Nothing They Do Makes Sense
I Accepted This Long Ago

[chronomancer]

[Okay, sure, he's used to dealing with the kind of undead that nom on brains and extend their syllables in groans of decomposing pain. But blood is part of his anatomy too!

...isn't it?]

you wwould think id be Used To It by noww
but i keep findin myself reelin back from the Sheer Idiocy a it all

[speakveryclearly]

Why Are You Reeling
I Thought You Werent A Fish Like This

[chronomancer]

...that wwasnt a fish pun
that wwas a movvie pun
wwhich is wworse
Fuck
i dont knoww WWhats WWorse
the unconscious stealth puns
or wwhen i start rhymin

[speakveryclearly]

Well Everyone Has Unconscious Puns Sometmes
So I Would Assume The Rhyming

[chronomancer]

yeah
yet for some Ungodly Reason
yer ancestor thinks its Cute

[speakveryclearly]

Adults
Strange Beings Arent They

[chronomancer]

dont get me WWrong
i like her
A Lot
but she does this thing wwhere she makes you feel like youre three an you royally fucked up an noww need to explain yerself to your lusus
an its
Awwkwward

[speakveryclearly]

Ive Become Fond Of The Occassional Adult But Ive Never Understood How One Could Act Directly As A Caretaker To A Child
It Seems Doomed To Lead To The Kind Of Situation You Describe

[chronomancer]

eh most ivve met seemed Okay
a little
fussy
but Okay
except for Asshole Douchefins McDouchefins
but then ivve reached the conclusion that if its wwearin my sign
an it aint me
youre better off Shootin Its Head Off before it evven tries to speak

[speakveryclearly]

Ive Known A Lot Of Jadebloods Whove Thought That Way And Even Been One Myself
But I Find That Logic Leads To A Lot Of Heartbreak

[chronomancer]

heartbreak?

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
You Know
That Emotion Some Beings Feel When They Execute Their Friends

[chronomancer]

oh That heartbreak
yeah
i
try Not To Think about it
much
or At All

[speakveryclearly]

Ill Admit Thats Easier

[chronomancer]

yeah
at least til you see them Again
an then its just plain Awwkwward

[speakveryclearly]

It Only Is If You Both Make It That Way

[chronomancer]

wwell yeah
but theres alwways somethin awwkwward in the fact they dont knoww you had a hand in their
er
extremely wwell timed demise

[speakveryclearly]

Im Sorry
I Dont Tend To Encounter Such Situations
As I Avoid Backstabbing People
Just As A General Rule

[chronomancer]

me too
too bad Paradox Space givves less'a a shit about my personal rules an wwhatnot
its really vvery inconvvenient