Homeless;

[myrod_nurface]

Mun,

Or maybe I should just call you asshole. Look, I’m glad you’re letting me out to stretch my legs a bit. But, we’ve got to talk about those games you’re looking at, yo.

I can handle the “sex”. I can handle being thrown in prison, it aint’ the first time or anything like that. But, hell if I want to go someplace where there are talking rainbow ponies that sparkle and spew rainbows and sunshine.

So, look. I’m going to go down the street and have a beer or seven and you can decide where the hell you want to send me. Don’t screw me over, yo.

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[iam_sephiroth]

Screwing you over sounds like a fun idea. [Bad move, Sephiroth.]

[myrod_nurface]

You'd know all about that, wouldn't you.

[iam_sephiroth]

Excuse me?

[myrod_nurface]

Nah. There's no excusing you.

[iam_sephiroth]

Such a limited intelligence.

[myrod_nurface]

Don't you have something better to do? Wash your hair? Fuck off? Something like that?

[iam_sephiroth]

I see you still haven't reached puberty yet.

[myrod_nurface]

You'd like to think that. Haven't had a single person complain, yo.

[iam_sephiroth]

You can't string a sentence together without the word "yo". Pre-adolescant slang.

[myrod_nurface]

Actually out of everything I said, there's only been one. I thought you were supposed to be all scholarly or some shit.

[iam_sephiroth]

Did you even go to school? Or were you kicked out for being an inferior dullard?

[protect_your_honor]

You really are lacking in manners aren’t you?

[myrod_nurface]

Oh, I'm sorry. Should I have said... "please don't send me to a place where horses shit rainbows and sparkles" ?

[protect_your_honor]

Really? I have heard worse from Genesis.

Well maybe not that, but you could have a least been more subtle about it.

[myrod_nurface]

Being subtle ain't gonna get the job done, yo.

[protect_your_honor]

I see.

Is this the way all Turks get there jobs done then? By being rude?

[myrod_nurface]

Nah, that's just how I get the job done. It works, yo. Especially when people don't want to listen.

[protect_your_honor]

So the Turks are still being as reckless as ever. I’m sure Tseng doesn’t normally condole this behaviour in his ranks.

[myrod_nurface]

.....You got me there, yo.

[protect_your_honor]

[Sigh]

I have a feeling that it doesn’t really matter to you anyway does it? My student Zack is the same.

[myrod_nurface]

The getting in trouble part? Shit, I've been in trouble so many times that it's just another day for me.

[protect_your_honor]

I have heard of that. It’s quite known in the SOLDIERS department.

I take it that you have your partner Rude helping you in getting in trouble?

[myrod_nurface]

Nah, man. He tries to keep me out of trouble. It just never works, yo.

[warrior_kadaj]

Look who we have here. When did you crawl out from the sewer?

[myrod_nurface]

The same day your mother did, yo.

[warrior_kadaj]

Shut up, you worthless maggot. You will die soon.

[myrod_nurface]

Right right. I'm shaking in my wee little boots here.

[warrior_kadaj]

You soon will be pissing your pants, Reno. Mother will destroy you.

[myrod_nurface]

Mother is a green blob of slime inside of a box. I don't think I have too much to worry about, yo.

[warrior_kadaj]

Mother is so much more than that, you dullard. So stupid. [He aimed a punch at Reno's jaw.]

FFVII people :D

[taunted_angel]

What did you do to your hair?

[myrod_nurface]

What's wrong with my hair?

[taunted_angel]

Did you stick your finger in a power socket?

[myrod_nurface]

If only it was that easy, yo.

[speaks_dirty]

At least it's talking ponies, Reno. And not a tower of nightmares and death.

And Hojo. Hojo and Fuhito, definite nightmare fuel. I'd trade ya, where ever you go.

[myrod_nurface]

Talking ponies are a nightmare for me. They're almost a bad as clowns.

[speaks_dirty]

... You don't like clowns?

[myrod_nurface]

Never met one that I've liked, yo.

[speaks_dirty]

Well, I don't like 'em all that much either but I wouldn't considering 'em a nightmare.

Well, I'd still trade places with ya.