on drama!!

[amoray]

ignorin the obvvious course a complaint i could be anglin for here
you knoww the wwhole PRISON and UNPLANNED TELEPORTIN and TORRID AS FUCK QUADRANT DRAMA shit i got happenin for me in case you forgot i wwouldnt exactly put it past you or anythin
i can get behind this neww direction
or you knoww the just bein bloody pissed most the time thing i got goin on it aint like it didnt do me good before
i mean youre handlin this wwhole affair shitty as evver but it could be wworse
been a wwhile since i had blood betwween my fingers i kinda miss it

and no MY OWWN BLOOD DOESNT COUNT that aint evven funny wwhat the fuck

Comments

[cantastetherainbow]

Blood, huh?

I wonder what purple blood would even taste like.

[amoray]

like ass kickin put into synesthic form

and probably grapes

[cantastetherainbow]

Grape's okay I guess.

Red is the best though.

[amoray]

pshhh yeah i guess its alright if you havve COMMON tastes nothin wwrong wwith that

[enigmaestro]

Whine, whine, whine.

[amoray]

im sorry i dont think i invvited a fuckin response from you anywwhere in that little diatribe

[enigmaestro]

More the reason for my attention, don't you think? I'd hate to humor the idea of your ignoring me.

[amoray]

for not wwantin nothin more to do wwith me you sure are keepin awwfully fuckin close tabs on wwhat im up to

[enigmaestro]

You know the matter is more complicated than what you pretend it to be, Eridan.

[amoray]

if youre wworried im goin to flip the fuck out and start slaughterin folk dont b
okay yeah actually id be wworried too
then again you fuckin feed off that shit i doubt youd mind some peon dyin if it meant someone wwas payin you attention

[enigmaestro]

You understand me so well, don't you? Such a shame we had to part paths, given what connection was sacrificed in the meanwhile.

How fortunate that I never did get around to signing those papers.

[amoray]

wwell it wwasnt all bad noww i havve a vvested appreciation towwards the use a death traps
maybe i should build one for you and make all the logic puzzles not make any fuckin sense wwhatsoevver

[enigmaestro]

That would defeat the purpose, really. Besides, would you dare indulge in a deathtrap when I've already introduced the idea to the City?

I know how you hate being mainstream.

[amoray]

are you kiddin it wwould be fuckin HILARIOUS
wwatchin you fumble in a pitch black room tryin to wwork out puzzles that dont make no sense wwhatsoevver til youre practically shittin your guts out in rage at my mockery a the riddlin craft
maybe a tank a ice cold wwater in a pitch black room you knoww howw i like bein thematic and wwhatnot

and it aint bein mainstream if you do it better than evverybody else wwho evver did it before

[enigmaestro]

So by that logic, you've automatically committed yourself to mainstream craft?

[HE'S SO MATURE]

[amoray]

shut up

[GOD EDDIE HE CAN'T EVEN OMINOUSLY THREATEN YOU WITHOUT GETTING SASSED]

[enigmaestro]

[Ohohoho he's like unbearably smug now.]

I'll admit, it is a pity. I really thought I could take you places.

[amoray]

and then you OBVVIOUSLY had a change a heart and pissed right off didnt you
mores the pity
that wwas sarcasm by the wway
and you bein a THOSE origins i dont think you could of gotten me vvery far anywway
hard wwork only goes so far wwhen you got sludge slippin through your vveins and a chip on your shoulder the size a the condesces fuckin flagship

maybe i oughta find a gotham psycho a wworthy bloodlines to givve me a feww pointers you think mask is evver comin back

[enigmaestro]

[oh, ouch!]

Why Sionis, when you're so obviously better suited to Day.

You know. Alone and forgotten.

[amoray]

i might be alone but aint nobody fuckin forgettin me by the time im through
not like some half rate wannabe socialite clawwin for political powwer so he can feel important too

[enigmaestro]

Half-rate? Excuse me?

You were unrepentantly proud to be my ward!

[amoray]

and noww im unrepentantly embarrassed i wwas evver associated wwith you publicly or otherwwise
funny howw things wwork

[NOT EXACTLY... TRUE...]

[enigmaestro]

Don't lie to me, Eridan, you of all people should know how dangerous that is.

[amoray]

im not lyin you egotistical fuck

[or his feelings are still such a mess that he can't tell that he isn't telling the truth. drama.]

[enigmaestro]

[That earns a scoff.]

How do you manage through life, Eridan? How do you solve any of the issues you create for yourself?

Or don't you?

[amoray]

do you evver stop talkin in your stupid gimmicky riddles

[enigmaestro]

First: my riddles are neither stupid nor gimmicky. Secondly: I'm not talking in riddles right now.

[amoray]

theyre tacky
you must of been like a second stringer on bats roster at best wwith that kinda shit to offer

[enigmaestro]

[SIZZLING:]

Falsehood.

[amoray]

[VVICTORY]

wwell its obvvious really
i mean wwhen you look at it in a halfwway intelligent kinda manner no offense there old sport
wwhy solvve your stupid gimmicky brain teasers wwhen hes got the likes a the joker to contend wwith

[PICKING THE GOTHAMITE HE THINKS EDDIE HATES THE MOST.]

i bet your so called DEATH TRAPS wwerent evven that intimidatin

[enigmaestro]

You could only come to that conclusion in a halfway intelligent manner, granted. For those of us who are equipped with a fully functional and admittedly brilliant intelligence, we understand how my art form was every bit as lethal as any top tiered Gothamite's indulgence and more so remarkable.

I just prefer the finesse of intimate death over poisoning the watering port or something equally inane.

[amoray]

ART FORM
please
youre the equivvalent of a sideshoww performer at best

[enigmaestro]

Why do all my proteges end up sounding like Hush!

And do I even have to say falsehood to you? Falsehood, falsehood!

[amoray]

ok one hush is a fuckin stupid alias wwho evven came up wwith that
twwo howw the fuck many proteges havve you evven had and three if they all come out soundin as goddamn embittered as yours truly maybe the problem is you

[enigmaestro]

Technically it was a joint effort, but mostly Hush's fault. Actually -- no, we'll blame Crane for this one.

And just a few, and it surely isn't my fault.

[amoray]

a FEWW
meanin somewwhere around twwo to four

wwhat the fuck is wwrong wwith you

[enigmaestro]

Nothing is wrong with me!

[amoray]

do i really gotta falsehood you here or can you just do that yourself and savve me the trouble

[enigmaestro]

You know, Eridan, after everything I've done for you, one would think you'd be a touch more graceful

[amoray]

oh evverythin youvve DONE
FOR ME
like the months a meticulous fuckin trainin into your owwn personal attack dog
the routine fuckin FREAKOUTS
the regular cuttin insults and proddin at all a the issues you KNEWW i had cause i dont knoww you thought it wwas funny or somethin i wwouldnt put it past you
dealin wwith your stupid scandals i wwasnt exactly real popular in any particular circle anywway but you and that mouth a yours sure didnt help
that wwhole THREATENIN TO BLOWW MY FUCKIN HEAD OFF a couple months back howw about that
howw about changin your mind outta nowwhere and droppin me like a load a fuckin musclebeast chips and blamin me for gettin fuckin offended
oh im doin it FOR YOUR OWWN GOOD eridan
i dont wwant that kinda RESPONSIBILITY eridan
wwhy are you bein such a unruly fuckin CHILD about bein ditched eridan

you knoww wwhat you can take EVVERYTHIN YOU DONE FOR ME shovve it dowwn your unruly riddle spewwin gullet cut your throat and bleed out in the cold fuckin dark hole you crawwled out of i dont owwe you SHIT

[enigmaestro]

[And instead of replying in some reasonable, open manner, he says this:]

So vitriolic, Eridan. So draining.

Maybe that's why everyone inevitably leaves you.

[amoray]

you knoww im awwful glad you nevver signed those papers its goin to make splittin your fuckin face open a lot easier