Regarding usernames...

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

You think you're real funny, don't you, kid?

Well. I'm here to tell you one thing. You ain't.

[A pause.]

And you ain't puttin' me nowhere, you hear me? You really wanna piss me off?

Comments

[fetusboss]

Well, it is quite creative.

OH HI

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Creative? Yeah, yeah, I guess.

Still not funny, though.

Hello there! Sorry, couldn't resist!

[fetusboss]

Why on Earth are you so surly? It's not like you. The Fontaine that I remember would just have laughed it off and moved on without feeling the need to complain.

Then again, it's been a while.

Re: PS: You totally know me. I'm the meme's Ryan >.>

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Yeah, it's been awhile. Shit changes.

[A frown.]

As a matter'a fact, you ain't got such a great name, either. Seems to be some kinda epidemic.

OHH! Fancy meeting you here! You write Fontaine so well!

[fetusboss]

Sadly, no. It's fitting, I suppose, but hardly flattering.

At least your writer tried.

Re: I have far too many Bioshock characters. And thank you! *blush*

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

I don't even know if it's fitting, ya know? Never thought you looked like...

[He laughs.]

Well. Now that you mention it.

There is no such thing as too many Bioshock characters!

[fetusboss]

[Huffs.]

You aren't exactly Esquire material yourself.

Re: I have 8 of them *shame*

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Never said I was. 'least I look better than you, kid.

[fetusboss]

You don't say! And here I was, thinking that my looks were considered attractive.

You have truly opened my eyes! Thank you, sir!

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Y'know, sarcasm really doesn't suit ya.

wow sorry for the super late tag but fontaaaaaaine

[wouldnotkindly]

And if your mun does put you somewhere, what the hell do you think you can do about it?

Re: Hiiii

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Make her life hell. What else ya think I'm gonna do?

[wouldnotkindly]

And just how do you think you're going to do that? You don't have as much power as you think you do.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

I got more than you do any day, kid.

[wouldnotkindly]

You want to bet on that?

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

I ain't much of a bettin' man anymore.

[wouldnotkindly]

Then just try me.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Nah, I ain't interested in rekindlin' old feuds.

[Yes, he knows you can totally kick his ass. And no, he's not going to admit it.]

[wouldnotkindly]

I don't want to rekindle it. I want to finish it.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Well, that ain't happenin', kid. Sorry.

+1 sorry not sorry

[ryanizing]

And do you expect to change the mind of your puppet-master, Fontaine? These muns have more power than the rabble you're used to dealing in.

Re: Never be sorry~

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

I ain't gonna just go on and do whatever the hell she wants me to.

:'D

[ryanizing]

Oh, but you will. And if you think otherwise, you're a bigger fool than I believed.

And that is impossible.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

So, what, you just go along with it? Why do I got a hard time believin' that?

[ryanizing]

Far from it. It's only a matter of... traversing the waters.