Regarding usernames...

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

You think you're real funny, don't you, kid?

Well. I'm here to tell you one thing. You ain't.

[A pause.]

And you ain't puttin' me nowhere, you hear me? You really wanna piss me off?

Comments

[fetusboss]

Well, it is quite creative.

OH HI

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Creative? Yeah, yeah, I guess.

Still not funny, though.

Hello there! Sorry, couldn't resist!

[fetusboss]

Why on Earth are you so surly? It's not like you. The Fontaine that I remember would just have laughed it off and moved on without feeling the need to complain.

Then again, it's been a while.

Re: PS: You totally know me. I'm the meme's Ryan >.>

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Yeah, it's been awhile. Shit changes.

[A frown.]

As a matter'a fact, you ain't got such a great name, either. Seems to be some kinda epidemic.

OHH! Fancy meeting you here! You write Fontaine so well!

[fetusboss]

Sadly, no. It's fitting, I suppose, but hardly flattering.

At least your writer tried.

Re: I have far too many Bioshock characters. And thank you! *blush*

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

I don't even know if it's fitting, ya know? Never thought you looked like...

[He laughs.]

Well. Now that you mention it.

There is no such thing as too many Bioshock characters!

[fetusboss]

[Huffs.]

You aren't exactly Esquire material yourself.

Re: I have 8 of them *shame*

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Never said I was. 'least I look better than you, kid.

[fetusboss]

You don't say! And here I was, thinking that my looks were considered attractive.

You have truly opened my eyes! Thank you, sir!

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Y'know, sarcasm really doesn't suit ya.

[fetusboss]

Who are you to say that? You don't know me. You were too busy with Tenenbaum to notice any of us. Even Suchong felt overlooked.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

What, is Suchong supposed to be my boyfriend now? He's complainin' about feelin' overlooked? He needs to fuckin' grow up.

[fetusboss]

Don't be childish. What I am saying is that it doesn't hurt to show just a little interest in your workers.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

What kinda interest do you want me to show in you? I should maybe take you out to dinner? Do somethin' nice, just the two of us?

[fetusboss]

Now you are just being ridiculous.

I'm not just talking about myself. You could at least have mingled with us. Spoken to us. You do know how to have a conversation, don't you?

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Yeah, I know how. I'm havin' a conversation now, ain't I?

[fetusboss]

See? It's not that difficult, is it?

I do realise that it is all in the past now, but you would do wisely to listen to my advice, should you want to start over. After all, I am your better.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

My what?

[fetusboss]

You heard me.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

And how d'you figure you're my better, kid? You think you're some kinda aristocrat?

[fetusboss]

I do, actually, but that's beside the point.

For one, I am clearly the better businessman. Not to mention that my intellect is far superior to yours.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

The better businessman? I ain't got any idea what the hell you're talkin' about.

[fetusboss]

Futuristics is running much more smoothly now than it did when you were in charge.

[nosecandyandfloorpolish]

Yeah, well, you can say that. I ain't got any proof.

[fetusboss]

You are most welcome to pay us a visit sometime.