Dave is a man on a mission.

[dstridenasty]

ok i think ive got these game things figured out
basically you people feed off of my pain so naturally youd want to find some god awful place to drop me off
some freaky place with something wrong with it 
not that earth wasnt pretty shitty when i left it
i doubt anything you can throw at me will be worse than that
that wasnt an invitation btw fuck off

but you know what thats chill
you can torture me all you want and hell ill sign my name on ursulas creepy contract
all for the sake of some prince with a nice bod
by which i mean
i want to see dirk
and rose too obviously but i figure i got to start with one thing at a time
if im understanding this right even if the game i get dropped into is a living hell theres a chance i might get to see dirk
and i kind of want to get a chance to make him do all my chores and beat the shit out of him for not getting to me on time
and other stuff
so yeah
take it or leave it