criminalgenius: (eye roll)
Megamind ([personal profile] criminalgenius) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-01 10:24 am
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Voice re-test. It's been a while.

I have no idea what a 'headcanon-based canonpoint' is, but if it means you won't be sending me anywhere... Then, this one time, you knowing more than I do is acceptable.
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[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
But... but you're getting FREE PIE. [This broke Kronk's little brain!]

Wait. Uhh. Do you want something else? Mango smoothie, chocolate cookies, llama-shaped cake pops? You like llamas, right?
criminalgenius: (listen. up.)

[personal profile] criminalgenius 2012-07-01 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, would you shut up?! I don't care about your baked goods!

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
O-oh... that's not nice. Kinda...hurts my feelings.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know!

Do you need a HUG?

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mere, little guy! [Spread arms.]

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[No. Kronk just... hugged him. For a very, very long time! Feel the love.]

And after we're done hugging, you're getting some pie!
criminalgenius: (black mamba)

[personal profile] criminalgenius 2012-07-01 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, Kronk can have fun with the spikes all over his suit, then.]

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ouch.

Those...uh. Those sharp things poked me. {Letting him go.]

You're not a very NICE guy. Are all blue people not nice?
criminalgenius: (eye roll)

[personal profile] criminalgenius 2012-07-01 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't say, but you have confirmed that every overly-muscular imbecile is just that.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, pal! I take good care of myself. [...what did imbecile mean?]

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want half a slice of pie? You got to eat something!
criminalgenius: (black mamba)

[personal profile] criminalgenius 2012-07-01 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I want you to go away.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
But...uh. But why? [Aww, Kronk just tried to make a friend. He wasn't very smart.]
criminalgenius: (eye roll)

[personal profile] criminalgenius 2012-07-01 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you're annoying and idiotic.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry about that. How about if I'm REALLY quiet?

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh. [Sad Kronk.] You really don't want to be my friend, huh?

I should go away and stuff and stop bothering you. And... and be all by myself and talk to some, [Sniff!] Chipmunks.

[personal profile] squeak_squeaker 2012-07-01 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...just... going to leave this pie here. [Putting it down.]
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