Voice re-test. It's been a while.

[criminalgenius]

I have no idea what a 'headcanon-based canonpoint' is, but if it means you won't be sending me anywhere... Then, this one time, you knowing more than I do is acceptable.

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[squeak_squeaker]

You're blue! That's great. [Kronk just... liked funnily colored people. He really did.]

Do you want some lemon meringue pie?

[criminalgenius]

Mmm.


No. I don't.

[squeak_squeaker]

...are you sure, buddy?

There's lemon in there and meringues and lots of sugar and whipped cream and it's really delicious! It'll cheer you right up.

[criminalgenius]

I'm not your buddy and I have no interest in being cheered up.

[squeak_squeaker]

...and. And you're not even hungry for pie?

[criminalgenius]

Exactly. Try to comprehend that, would you?

[mygiantbluehead]

Welcome back to the never-ending bank-you-it of pain, horror, pain, suffering, pain, foiling of any and all plots constructed by anyone who is not a moon and, in case I forgot to mention it, pain.

[criminalgenius]

...Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

[squeak_squeaker]

But... but you're getting FREE PIE. [This broke Kronk's little brain!]

Wait. Uhh. Do you want something else? Mango smoothie, chocolate cookies, llama-shaped cake pops? You like llamas, right?

[criminalgenius]

Oh, would you shut up?! I don't care about your baked goods!

[squeak_squeaker]

O-oh... that's not nice. Kinda...hurts my feelings.

[growingitout]

I think the muns know more than us most of the time.

[criminalgenius]

More than you, perhaps.

[growingitout]

Do you usually know more than them?

[criminalgenius]

A pity.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh, I know!

Do you need a HUG?

[criminalgenius]

I always know more than anyone else.

[...Oh wait he just said--]

Except in this one instance where I do not.

[criminalgenius]

Don't you dare.

[squeak_squeaker]

C'mere, little guy! [Spread arms.]

[growingitout]

How? Do you read their minds? Does it not work any more and is that why you don't know now?

[criminalgenius]

Stop it!

[criminalgenius]

Um... No. I am just incredibly intelligent. Which hasn't changed! I just... Am choosing to... Let my mundane... Have the upperhand, this once! Because... It actually bennyfits me! Not knowing. Yes.

[squeak_squeaker]

[No. Kronk just... hugged him. For a very, very long time! Feel the love.]

And after we're done hugging, you're getting some pie!

[criminalgenius]

[Well, Kronk can have fun with the spikes all over his suit, then.]

[squeak_squeaker]

Ouch.

Those...uh. Those sharp things poked me. {Letting him go.]

You're not a very NICE guy. Are all blue people not nice?