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[emptynight]

...

Really? This is what gets you looking at me again, darling? You being offended on my behalf? That's sweet and all, but that isn't exactly going to keep you interested for long. So why don't you just do both of us a favour and go back to playing with the dominatrix that isn't my sister and leave Justine and I alone with Mara.

You know what I mean. Now get going, sweetheart, I'm busy.

Thomas

Comments

[manicpixydream]

And 'plastic surgery' is for people whose pretty pretty faces keep getting mysteriously messed up, God Thomas it's like you're trying to piss me off. Like more than usual, is this what happiness does to you?

[emptynight]

What can I say? It's genetic.

[manicpixydream]

At least you invited me, yeah? I pinky promise not to hurt you on purpose if you get rid of my headache.

[emptynight]

You know me, Alice. Perfect gentleman. I can never say no to a woman in need.

[manicpixydream]

I'd roll my eyes but they hurt too much, which is so the only reason I'd accept right now except for I also want to see Justine.

[emptynight]

Once you can roll your eyes properly again, you should definitely take her shopping. Justine could use a lot more new lingerie.

[Yes, he'll even give you his credit card, Alice.]

[manicpixydream]

I am so not dressing your harem, Thomas, not unless I get way more than a Tylenol.

[emptynight]

She's not my harem.

[manicpixydream]

Oh honey, you know I didn't mean it like that, don't make puppy eyes at me or I'll cry and you know it.

[emptynight]

Maybe.

[manicpixydream]

You're such a jerk. Why can't you just seduce me like a normal sexpire instead of the big act? The things I put up with for Thomas Raith...

[emptynight]

You know, the last time I was charming and seductive you started trying to play therapist.

[manicpixydream]

That's 'cause you were charming, seductive, and totally messed in the head. Duh.

[emptynight]

You always think I'm messed in the head when I try to be charming and seductive.

[manicpixydream]

Wrong! I always think you're messed in the head, and on top of that, you're charming and seductive.

[emptynight]

[This face.]

[manicpixydream]

[Alice winning forever!]

[emptynight]

That hurts, Alice.

[manicpixydream]

Too bad so sad.

[emptynight]

And you say I'm obnoxious?

[manicpixydream]

I'm way better than you and if I wasn't I wouldn't get anywhere with you.

[emptynight]

You're probably right about that.