poly_chromatic; re: this weekend's fourthwall event

[beifongbandit]

Sure, mun, that's exactly what I need this weekend: a visit from my future daughter and all those people she hangs around with. That'll make things perfectly relaxing!

...Well, I mean, she's my daughter, so she'll be awesome, but that other earthbender guy isn't much to speak of in the bending department, and Aang's kid looks like he's as much fun as a barrel of badgermole fur. Although that has its potential.

Fine, let them all come. But if I don't see Twinkletoes and Snoozles and the Tea General too, I'm going to blame you all for jumping on bandwagons.

Comments

[charring]

Oh, God. That's this weekend? Can I have the weekend off?

[beifongbandit]

Are you kidding? We're all going to be working triple shifts.

...No, not really. Yeah, I'll probably close the place for the weekend. I want to see my friends too.

[charring]

The crowds always piss me off. Plus, Ed's making an appearance and I don't want to be at work when that happens.

[beifongbandit]

Believe me, I don't want to have you at work when that happens. All that oogie kissing stuff.

[alesserequalist]

Maybe I will make an appearance.

[beifongbandit]

Sure, why not? We get quite a crowd.

[alesserequalist]

So I hear. But does it ever get out of hand?

[beifongbandit]

That's pretty much exactly how it goes. Sometimes I sign autographs.

[tinybutdeadly]

Sounds like you're gonna have a fun time, me.

[beifongbandit]

You betcha, me! It's not the same as having everyone around to annoy daily, but I take what I can get.

[tinybutdeadly]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Wish I could get someone from home to stay where I am sometime.

But hey, our daughter - man that's so crazy - might be coming, so. Do you know what she's like?

[beifongbandit]

From what I hear, she's as serious as Zuko. I guess a sense of humor isn't something you get from your mom. See if you can get her to lighten up.

[o_tea_p]

I'm looking forward to it! I hope I get to speak with some of the next generation when I come to visit.

[beifongbandit]

You should have a statue in that city, you know. I bet they'd want to meet you.

[o_tea_p]

Me? I did very little. It was you children who saved us all. I doubt I will be remembered for anything more than having the best tea in Ba Sing Se. [Which he would prefer much more to being remembered as the Dragon of the West.]

[dontcallmezuzu]

You're going to call me Sparky until the day I die, aren't you? [Wry, though slightly amused expression. You know he likes it, Toph. Secretly.]

[beifongbandit]

Hey, if the nickname fits, right?

[dontcallmezuzu]

Well I should start calling you... Pebbles or something. [Seems like a few years as Firelord haven't really improved Zuko's humour skills]

[charring]

You're Zuko, huh? Hi. I'm Charlie.

[dontcallmezuzu]

Last time I checked. Nice to meet you, Charlie. You're a friend of Toph's?

[pterosaur]

Heh. I'd love to see what I can do, but ever since she got Luke she's not picked up anyone else she loved, my mun.

[beifongbandit]

Maybe she should play someone she only likes a little.

[irohdisboat]

I tend to think Bolin and his brother have potential. If given more combat training.

[Which Tea General?]

[beifongbandit]

Maybe, but right now, they bend like they're playing a game. And not even a game as cool as Earth Rumble.

[irohdisboat]

It is true. They are too controlled, too worried about rules that don't exist.