poly_chromatic; re: this weekend's fourthwall event

[beifongbandit]

Sure, mun, that's exactly what I need this weekend: a visit from my future daughter and all those people she hangs around with. That'll make things perfectly relaxing!

...Well, I mean, she's my daughter, so she'll be awesome, but that other earthbender guy isn't much to speak of in the bending department, and Aang's kid looks like he's as much fun as a barrel of badgermole fur. Although that has its potential.

Fine, let them all come. But if I don't see Twinkletoes and Snoozles and the Tea General too, I'm going to blame you all for jumping on bandwagons.

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[charring]

Oh, God. That's this weekend? Can I have the weekend off?

[beifongbandit]

Are you kidding? We're all going to be working triple shifts.

...No, not really. Yeah, I'll probably close the place for the weekend. I want to see my friends too.

[charring]

The crowds always piss me off. Plus, Ed's making an appearance and I don't want to be at work when that happens.

[beifongbandit]

Believe me, I don't want to have you at work when that happens. All that oogie kissing stuff.

[charring]

There will be no kissing. I don't think Merlin would approve.

[alesserequalist]

Maybe I will make an appearance.

[beifongbandit]

Still, too many feelings.

[beifongbandit]

Sure, why not? We get quite a crowd.

[alesserequalist]

So I hear. But does it ever get out of hand?

[tinybutdeadly]

Sounds like you're gonna have a fun time, me.

[charring]

You know who I'm hoping shows up from your world, other than Iroh?

[beifongbandit]

Who? I even miss Sparky, and he's only fun when you push him.

[beifongbandit]

That's pretty much exactly how it goes. Sometimes I sign autographs.

[charring]

If by that you mean Sparky? Yes. Him.

[beifongbandit]

You betcha, me! It's not the same as having everyone around to annoy daily, but I take what I can get.

[tinybutdeadly]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Wish I could get someone from home to stay where I am sometime.

But hey, our daughter - man that's so crazy - might be coming, so. Do you know what she's like?

[beifongbandit]

You guys could practice bending together!

[charring]

That's exactly my thinking.

[beifongbandit]

From what I hear, she's as serious as Zuko. I guess a sense of humor isn't something you get from your mom. See if you can get her to lighten up.

[tinybutdeadly]

Hey, Sparky lightened up pretty well eventually.

And uh. Wow. I guess we'll have fun? If she's our daughter, do I have to invite her to stay with me? We've been doing pretty well without an adult around for this long, not sure I wanna start having one.

[beifongbandit]

If they had these visit days more often, we could get you all trained up.

[beifongbandit]

Well, you could always pull the mom card if she tried to get you to behave.

[tinybutdeadly]

[Give her a minute here.




LOLOLOL.]


Mom card? You think I could pull it off? I dunno, I'm not very momlike. Especially given what our mom was like.

[alesserequalist]

I see. I hope everything goes well this year. Is that fun?

[o_tea_p]

I'm looking forward to it! I hope I get to speak with some of the next generation when I come to visit.