Every canon needs an AU, amirite? Fae!Merida is homeless and looking. Spoilers in comments.

[thebraveone]

Munnie...

I know my story may be the same, but the world I'm from is quite different. Ya've quite a bit more readin' and researchin' t' do before ya have it all figured out.

[Bitty fairy looks thoughtful.]

'Course, I'd love a good bit a' fun, and if findin' a game for me really will inspire ya t' work harder...

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I think I am safe from spoilers now.

[mygiantbluehead]

[Staaaaaaring in amazement at bitty fairy.]

Now, how could your moondane not want to know everything about you?

\o/

[thebraveone]

Tha's the way I see it!

We magic folk are rather interesting, aren't we?

[mygiantbluehead]

I certainly think so, although I used to be entirely rooted in scientific reason.

[thebraveone]

Ya mean yer not a Bucca-Boo? Never seen one before; thought you might be one...

[mygiantbluehead]

...A what?

[IS IT REALLY SO HARD FOR PEOPLE TO REALISE HE'S AN ALIEN?]

[thebraveone]

I'm... Not entirely sure what it is, actually!

[mygiantbluehead]

Then why go flinging about the term like that?

[thebraveone]

Because if ya were one, then I'd know what one was now!

[mygiantbluehead]

Well--!

What if I lied?

[thebraveone]

Why would ya? Especially if ya don't know what a Bucca-Boo is?

[mygiantbluehead]

Perhaps this mysterious Bucking Boo of yours is a creature of unparalleled evil and mischief!

[thebraveone]

It's not a Bucking-Boo, ya loon.

[mygiantbluehead]

Now, now, no need to pick a fight over my soup-oor-ier pronunciation.

[thebraveone]

What kind a' ridiculous thing are ya, talkin' like that?

[mygiantbluehead]

I, my dear, am a highly advanced extraterrestrial!

[thebraveone]

What's that?

[mygiantbluehead]

A being from another planet.

[thebraveone]

There's such a thing?

[mygiantbluehead]

You're looking at my spectacooler form, aren't you?

[thebraveone]

Fair enough.

What can ya do?

[mygiantbluehead]

Be a genius of unmatchable proportions. A mathematician, scientist, inventor, architect, revolutionary if I should so choose.

In fact, I used to be a supervillain.

[thebraveone]

Sounds like human stuff. [But the smile indicates that she's interested.]

[mygiantbluehead]

Well, one is unfortunately limited by one's place of residence.

Although you say that as though your sort don't have any of those things.

[thebraveone]

Most of 'em we do, but not scientists, generally. And certainly not supervillians.

[mygiantbluehead]

How dreadfully limited your experience is.

[Seriously this fairy world is sounding nooooot so rad.]

[thebraveone]

Ach! Hardly!