voice testing! and already reserved dear lord.

[kringlefuck]

Ahoy there! Ive just popped in to have a little chit and chat here with you.
Im left absolutely speechless here! Im already all in a right tizzy to think you would care so much about me already mlady.
*Loosens his collar a bit and ignores his blush!*

To think somebody like myself would be able to reap sweet rewards already. My gosh i dont even know your name or what to call you and youre already bewildering me here with more of my own face and keen interest in a place to stay. I would have thought that first picking me up here would have been an ABSOLUTE CLUSTERFUCK of overwhelming confusion considering the actual series itself doesnt make a pint of sense.

Fret no more my mysterious writer upon the other side of the monitor. I really dont know what it is youre so bothered in the nerves about.. the most important thing is to always remember the most important things! They are the priorities for this escapade were going to embark on and what better way to be reminded then from jake english himself!

*Double pistols and a wink.*

Miss mundane was it?? Youve got it.
First thing is first! *THAT IS NOT AN INNUENDO AT ALL!*
A mere signature if you will. Somebody as dashing as i needs a signature dont they?
And allergy to peanuts dont bloody forget that either. Cripes if theres one thing to get my knickers in a twist its peanuts.

*CERULEAN WOMEN!* if she isnt blue she just isnt going to do. That is all im going to say on the matter.

And skulls! Good golly wolly do i love skulls.

Chin up youll be just fine it doesnt take a rocket surgeon to figure all of this shit out. I only ask that you kindly stray away from so many exposing memes i believe they were called so early in our adventure here!

_{[ i thought you were speechless jake.. oops.. ]}