Harry Lockhart (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-06-28 02:51 pm
hartbreaker) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-28 02:51 pm
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voice test. canon is "kiss kiss bang bang"
I can't believe you. Just can not. You used that terrible name I told you not to. "Hartbreaker"? What am I, like, Pat fucking Benetar over here? Totally lame. Then you upload a fucking broody icon. When will I use that? Seriously, when. Not a broody guy over here. Case you hadn't noticed. Which you did. Or at least I thought so.
Love the profile pic though. Can I get that? The gun I mean. C'mon you know I'd just kick ass, all kinds of ass with it. Perry never lets me with his toys. No, there's no two meanins or three meanings to that statement. Stop looking. I meant his guns, and I don't mean his arms--you know what, no. Let's just move on. You're twisting my words around.
So whatever I'm here and now what the fuck am I going to--oh my god. You're not listening to the 80s station are you? You totally are. Dirty Dancing. You're kidding me with this. Like, I'm having this great monologue over here, and you're getting your groove on. That's not even fair. Can we focus on me for like five sold fucking minutes? I mean you did invite me into your head, I didn't just waltz in and plop down on the nearest armchair. Except I kinda--whatever, you know what I mean. Meant. Fuck. Don't correct me, maybe?
Yeah so anyway, I'm here. So now what next, I'd really like to know, because I have a life I need to get back to. I seriously can't be here narrating yours and fuck me sidways are you listening to the Breakfast Club now? How can I--I can't even compete with that. Just can't. Not going to try. I think I'll wander and bug your other people. There's this guy in a lab, man he looks high strung as hell. I think I'll steal a beaker. Or break one. Haven't decided, I'll figure it out when I get there.
Love the profile pic though. Can I get that? The gun I mean. C'mon you know I'd just kick ass, all kinds of ass with it. Perry never lets me with his toys. No, there's no two meanins or three meanings to that statement. Stop looking. I meant his guns, and I don't mean his arms--you know what, no. Let's just move on. You're twisting my words around.
So whatever I'm here and now what the fuck am I going to--oh my god. You're not listening to the 80s station are you? You totally are. Dirty Dancing. You're kidding me with this. Like, I'm having this great monologue over here, and you're getting your groove on. That's not even fair. Can we focus on me for like five sold fucking minutes? I mean you did invite me into your head, I didn't just waltz in and plop down on the nearest armchair. Except I kinda--whatever, you know what I mean. Meant. Fuck. Don't correct me, maybe?
Yeah so anyway, I'm here. So now what next, I'd really like to know, because I have a life I need to get back to. I seriously can't be here narrating yours and fuck me sidways are you listening to the Breakfast Club now? How can I--I can't even compete with that. Just can't. Not going to try. I think I'll wander and bug your other people. There's this guy in a lab, man he looks high strung as hell. I think I'll steal a beaker. Or break one. Haven't decided, I'll figure it out when I get there.
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-wait. what? Seriously, you're going to give him an actual job? Pouting gone!]
You mean it, right? Not just, like. Giving me the shitty job just to shut me up? Because that kind of thing is really getting old. I mean, yeah. Fuck yeah. I can operate a camera. Any loser can. Just point and fucking click. How hard could it be?
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Even assuming for a moment that you can operate a camera, the other half of the job is not calling attention to yourself. You do not speak to the target, you do not let the target notice you, you do not let the target notice the camera. You think you can handle that?
[Admittedly he doesn't really think Harry can handle 'not being noticed' for any length of time, but it's not a very important job. Open-and-shut case, Hollywood mistress, already filing the divorce, that sort of thing. He doesn't need it, but work is slow. Besides, no harm in letting Harry feel accomplished from time to time.]