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dear_mun2012-06-28 02:47 am
lokiofasgard) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-28 02:47 am
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Voice testing ~
[ he sneers and folds his arms, sarcasm abound ]
Dearest Mun,
While I realise that you seem to have a lot of... "feelings", as you so oddly put it, you seem to be having difficulty coming to terms with the fact I simply cannot be bothered with your inane prattling at this hour. And yet you insist, persist... and you refuse to let me return to bed. It's past 4AM, do you never sleep?! Your mortal friends would pale in shame...
And you're still on your sick adventures; you have dragged me here by my hair, more or less. 'tis even more of a mess than your previous haunts, do you even know what you're doing?-- no no no, stop that, put the laptop down and for goodness' sake, stop with that infernal cackling! You're embarrassing me. Are you like this in public too? Ugh, perish the thought...
You remind me so much of why I dislike this realm so.
No funny business with my brother this time, please...? Or not... I suppose manners are indeed lost on you at this point... as are the rest of your supposed wiles and moral decorum.
[ scoffing, he leisurely reclines back in his seat ]
Regards,
Loki.
Dearest Mun,
While I realise that you seem to have a lot of... "feelings", as you so oddly put it, you seem to be having difficulty coming to terms with the fact I simply cannot be bothered with your inane prattling at this hour. And yet you insist, persist... and you refuse to let me return to bed. It's past 4AM, do you never sleep?! Your mortal friends would pale in shame...
And you're still on your sick adventures; you have dragged me here by my hair, more or less. 'tis even more of a mess than your previous haunts, do you even know what you're doing?-- no no no, stop that, put the laptop down and for goodness' sake, stop with that infernal cackling! You're embarrassing me. Are you like this in public too? Ugh, perish the thought...
You remind me so much of why I dislike this realm so.
No funny business with my brother this time, please...? Or not... I suppose manners are indeed lost on you at this point... as are the rest of your supposed wiles and moral decorum.
[ scoffing, he leisurely reclines back in his seat ]
Regards,
Loki.
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[Small incline of her head.] My own says 'arigato' because thank you is apparently not good enough. She thinks herself clever by speaking other languages. With that one, she's definitely living vicariously through me, relying heavily on Google Translate. So that when it fucks up, I look like the fool.
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[ lets slip an impulsive chuckle. ] And mine would say 'værsågod', because apparently the usual 'you're welcome' isn't quite enough when everybody else is speaking in tongues. She... holds quite an interest in languages. Odd to say considering her profession lies in science. Yet what need is there for I to speak Norwegian? I'll be here to chuckle and point when yours blames the linguistic follies on you.
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But that's okay because I'll do one better and suggest you be put into the little SM/BD meme going on right now. What do you think, Loki? Dom or Sub?
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[ He starts, just as he's sipping from a slyly stolen can of beer from mun's drawer. ] Hm, and just how will you-- [ The notion, the suggestion, the thought makes him splutter, cough and nearly spew his mouthful across the keyboard. ]
I... refuse to answer that! [ Wiping his mouth off, he plants the can down beside him, utter disdain painting his features slightly red. ] Go and ask your birdy, I'm sure he'd love to oblige and indulge your curiosity.
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[Tasha practically cackles at the display, her smile nothing short of content as she reclines in her mun's Hulk chair. Yes, it's a Hulk chair due to it being green and purple in colour.]
It doesn't pique your interest, trying to break the Black Widow? Course, I'd always be the Domme if I ever even did that shit, but with you...you're the one who said we're meant to be ruled. You don't fantasize about me crawling about with a lead? Kneeling at your little throne?
[She's trying to get a rise out of him again. It's entertaining.]
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[ while he dares to eye his drink again, he dares not pick it up for fear of what might be said in follow-up. predictably, he's right in his caution, and surely enough his hand finds his forehead, almost withdrawing. ]
You are not seriously asking me this...
[ and then he lets his hand drop, his arms knotted over his chest and something of a defiant look on his face. ] No, I cannot say it has crossed my mind... well, you know me. I have much better taste than that. Oh but clearly it has crossed your mind... tut, tut.
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Mm, and if it had? [Natasha deliberately licks her lips and leans closer towards the screen.]
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Mm... [ Tilting his head, he arches an eyebrow and watches her near, smirking in vague amusement. ] You are more foolish and vapid than you let on... though let's be honest here. [ Leaning forward just a tad, he rests on his folded arms. ] You have never seriously thought about it. And if you had, I'd brand you nought less than pitilessly deranged, demented. [ Pointedly, he leans closer, just the tiniest bit. ] Nothing I would dare touch...
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[She withdraws from the screen, the disappointed sigh that slips past her lips a façade.] And I was so looking forward to seeing where that would go.
[Pointing at his beer.] That? Is disgusting, so we're clear.
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[ And he retreats back, the slightest fraction, merely resting against his elbows again, idly trailing his fingers over the top of his forearm. ] Oh, well I do thoroughly apologise for spoiling your fun. But falling into your little web... what fun would that have been for old me? [ vaguely, he seems to smirk. ]
Mn, I concur but... 'tis all dear mun appears to have in her home currently. Better than nothing, mm?
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[Winces with a shake of her head.] No, going to have to disagree and say nothing would be better. Do I need to show you better? Take you to a proper bar and drink you under the table?
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[ and then a laugh. ] Alcohol is alcohol, whatever fogs my vision and makes it somewhat rosier. Although, I wouldn't say no to your admittedly foolish offer. Drinking me under the table is no mortal feat. But by all means, do try. I'll enjoy watching you pass out while I've barely gotten the first buzz of the evening.
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Where's the fun drinking over videos? In person is so much more dangerous. Makes betting easier, too.
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Oooh, now are you really sure you'd be game for that, Romanova? I could drink for days...
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Words, Laufeyson. Words.
And points for getting the surname correct.
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Well, a man like me is always sure and thorough with his research.
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[Uses her hands to talk, hitting the desk to make her point more valid. Or something.] Then we should thoroughly research who can hold their liqueur better.
(( You totally don't have to agree to this, by the way, lol She's just harassing him because she can? Because it's d_m? But if you wanted to move them to somewhere, let me know. I'm off to bed shortly. ^_^ ))
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Pick a time and place. I'm game.
(( kfjgkjhdf are you kidding me? this would be fun as hell. just be aware i'm super new to this place OTL;; you might have to be my guide. where else could we go? ))
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