dear_mun | Voice testing ~

[ he sneers and folds his arms, sarcasm abound ]

Dearest Mun,

While I realise that you seem to have a lot of... "feelings", as you so oddly put it, you seem to be having difficulty coming to terms with the fact I simply cannot be bothered with your inane prattling at this hour. And yet you insist, persist... and you refuse to let me return to bed. It's past 4AM, do you never sleep?! Your mortal friends would pale in shame...

And you're still on your sick adventures; you have dragged me here by my hair, more or less. 'tis even more of a mess than your previous haunts, do you even know what you're doing?-- no no no, stop that, put the laptop down and for goodness' sake, stop with that infernal cackling! You're embarrassing me. Are you like this in public too? Ugh, perish the thought...

You remind me so much of why I dislike this realm so.

No funny business with my brother this time, please...? Or not... I suppose manners are indeed lost on you at this point... as are the rest of your supposed wiles and moral decorum.

[ scoffing, he leisurely reclines back in his seat ]

Regards,
Loki.

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Wasn't aware gods could sleep. Huh, guess you really do learn something every day.

Prattling?

Brother you are fault for being up at ungodly hours.

But what is this funny business of which you speak?

[Crosses his arms and stares to him, a smile peeking at the ends of his lips]

Oh-- well, no, of course we do not sleep... we merely lie awake eternally until our wiles are completely expunged, clearly.

[ arches an eyebrow ]

Of course we sleep.

I'll count myself lucky that my mun didn't see this at 4am last night.

Augh, I should have known you'd show up.

[ he rolls his eyes and knots his arms tightly ]

'tis my puppeteer - I'm sure you can sympathise... her sleeping pattern is, in a word, completely insane.

I don't think you want to know this "funny business" of which I speak. 'tis not for the ears of the sound of mind. Then again, to say you are sound of mind would be a bit of an overestimation.

[ fails to contain a snicker ]

I'll count myself rather unlucky that they saw it at all.

Charming.

Are they looking at a certain game for you or sticking to the meme scene?

I couldn't possibly tell you. She is about as lucid as a wittering lunatic at this point. I think she has not the slightest clue what she's doing here. A... friend her of hers apparently lured her here.

Puppeteer?
You are wrong, I control no one and I do not plan to steal any of your hobbies.

But please explain!

I was not referencing you-- oh goodness, you are honestly too stupid to insult sometimes.

[ he sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger ]

Not even self-aware enough to know of his own Mundane.

A-- No! I will not explain, hush now.

My mun is giggling at 'wittering lunatic', but personally, I think you talk too much.

Be careful she doesn't start shipping you against your will. No thanks to that Baker Street bullshit, mine has started to like certain OTPs she never understood before.

And yet nobody forces you to listen.

[ he rolls his eyes, tutting ]

Hn, oh she's been doing that for months now. I abhor and tire of it, but if she doesn't get her so-called "fix", she gets rather... capricious. She baffles me. Sounds like you're no stranger to this, though.

Mine made icons, Loki. Icons.

I was content with the Barton thing, that make sense. And we ignored the BlackFrost (I don't even) for a good while, but then we meet this particular..."friend", and that was it. My undoing.

I fear mine might have just taken your word as a friendly suggestion...

Well... at least she does not throw you with your own mortal enemy. That's never fun. And yet she thrives on this... "Thunderfrost", like it's her air. Shovelling chocolate into her maw at 3am, sobbing and snivelling like a child. I cannot fathom it, I truly cannot. I would say it can't get any worse but... it probably can.

Mm. I think I like our name better. Not that I support the ship at all, but name wise...

Have to admit, there were a few questionable scenes between the two of you. Though, I don't think I'll ever understand Science Bros. Or whatever those two are called. Who thinks of these names, anyway? How do they even catch on?

You're welcome to. It sounds far more catchy.

[ fails to stifle an unabashed chortle ]

Oh please. That oaf would blindly follow me into the depths of hell. Nothing questionable, he is merely a moron. I concur, though. Some of the names are ridiculous... I believe darling mun likes the term Science Boyfriends too. These mortal teenagers can be so impossibly strange. What exactly are they getting out of this?

His devotion is kind of admirable, on some level.

[Snorts.] It's not just the kids, sadly. My mun is well in her late twenties. Explain that one.

My guess is the ever entertaining angst value, or the living vicariously through us value, or the never old thrill of loving to torture muses. My mun likes to pretend that some of the situations she tosses me in are for the "challenge" and to see how far she can test the voice or push me. All those aliases makes for interesting interactions, apparently.

[Using one hand to grab his brothers ear and pull, he smiles, his little brother was trying to be clever again. And he wasn't going to let him off easy for it]

Admirable to some, I daresay, though it does not detract from outright idiocy.

[ Chuckles tersely. ] I foresee this being a continual thing... dearest mun is nearly 20... I cannot see this cycle of vicarious amusement coming to a halt soon.

I am not sure which my mun would live for. Many a night I sit by her, scoffing at her inane weeping. She's an emotional one, and it does so roughly grate on my nerves. I suppose like all things, I will just have to grow used to it; no matter how many times she decides to throw me off a bridge, plunge me into psychosis or into all the wrong kinds of cahoots with him [ snorts, a distasteful look on his face. ]

Ouch!

[ He forcibly swats Thor's hand away, tearing himself a good few feet from him. ]

Was that really necessary?!

[Giggling to himself once again]

As your Brother I must keep you in place.

That and its fun to tease

Ah, yes, the muns who are our opposites. Mine is a baby, too, the poster child for Cancers all around. She cried over that damn Glee Project recently for reasons I myself cannot fathom. How one can get emotionally invested in strangers, who are on television no less, and who have only been around for a short period of time just...escapes me. Which is why I'm such a handful and was stuck in memes for constant testing. We annoy each other.

And it's only because of our predicament that I give this, but, you get kudos for being a decent version of yourself. However, you can't hold that against me because I'll just blame the mun.

I do hope you remember what our muns did to us yesterday...

Let us not have a repeat of that.

That situation you would dare not repeat. Or else there will be dire consequence

Hn, my condolences... our muns appear to be alike in that respect. Though, 'tis fun to use these things for our amusement. Even just mentioning that Fringe TV show sets her off, a sobbing heap on the floor. Pitiful, but at least I get a laugh out of it. No doubt she'll be sticking her fingers into those characters soon...

[ an odd smile tugs at one corner of his mouth ] A decent version? Well, I feel I ought to return the sentiments. Here's to putting up with utter lunatics.

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