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[ he sneers and folds his arms, sarcasm abound ]

Dearest Mun,

While I realise that you seem to have a lot of... "feelings", as you so oddly put it, you seem to be having difficulty coming to terms with the fact I simply cannot be bothered with your inane prattling at this hour. And yet you insist, persist... and you refuse to let me return to bed. It's past 4AM, do you never sleep?! Your mortal friends would pale in shame...

And you're still on your sick adventures; you have dragged me here by my hair, more or less. 'tis even more of a mess than your previous haunts, do you even know what you're doing?-- no no no, stop that, put the laptop down and for goodness' sake, stop with that infernal cackling! You're embarrassing me. Are you like this in public too? Ugh, perish the thought...

You remind me so much of why I dislike this realm so.

No funny business with my brother this time, please...? Or not... I suppose manners are indeed lost on you at this point... as are the rest of your supposed wiles and moral decorum.

[ scoffing, he leisurely reclines back in his seat ]

Regards,
Loki.

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I was not referencing you-- oh goodness, you are honestly too stupid to insult sometimes.

[ he sighs heavily, pinching the bridge of his nose between thumb and forefinger ]

Not even self-aware enough to know of his own Mundane.

A-- No! I will not explain, hush now.

[Using one hand to grab his brothers ear and pull, he smiles, his little brother was trying to be clever again. And he wasn't going to let him off easy for it]

Ouch!

[ He forcibly swats Thor's hand away, tearing himself a good few feet from him. ]

Was that really necessary?!

[Giggling to himself once again]

As your Brother I must keep you in place.

That and its fun to tease

I do hope you remember what our muns did to us yesterday...

Let us not have a repeat of that.

That situation you would dare not repeat. Or else there will be dire consequence

Oh yes, because you can chastise and punish a dead man.

Were you always this stupid?

You speak only in insults, Venom dripping in your words.

When I would prefer us to start afresh

Oh but at least it is the truth.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

No truth comes from the mouth of the liesmith

And you know that more than any, yet you always reject sentiment

Ah but you'd be wrong there, dear Odinson! Being presumptious is not a becoming habit.

Well... yes, why would I not? You know I resent and detest your presence.

I know only what I have learnt from your lies and deceit. I doubt a true word has crossed your lips in these years. Considering you let rage cloud your eyes.

And stop being such a child

So you take me for a liar even in our so bright and cheerful youth. Well... that is sad indeed.

I am not being a child. Making petty excuses for genuine hatred will not make it soften.

I never linked that to our youth. I said a few years. Not our whole lives.

I tire of your ploys brother, and your constant resentment, yet I still linger and try

Oh I don't know. Though getting sick of your petulance and superiority might have had something to do with it. You and the Allfather are so very tiring to bear with, you know...

Well, nobody's forcing you. Did I not say but a moon ago that I'd rather fester in my cell without you lingering over me constantly?

Well, I believe I did...

Fathers decisions, elude me also.
But he favours no one any longer.

He tried to destroy earth, which is the one place I would like to protect.
Do not compare me with him

Your arrogance mirrors. You are his flesh and blood. I will compare you to my heart's content.

Compare me again and I won't hesitate to teach you a lesson brother

You cannot contain me with wreckless violence, Odinson.

I only use violence when the situation requires it. I am not wreckless.
Yours are the schemes which we always must save you from

Do not attempt to make your endeavours sound charitable, Odinson, 'tis of no hope.

You are wreckless. Arrogant, and wreckless. Everybody knows it.

Don't not make up for what you lack by picked at me brother.
I am sure of my person unlike yourself

I compensate for nothing! Is this some foolhardy attempt to take the basis from my words?
Are you trying to convince yourself that my hatred for you is but a fabrication?
You are hapless and too wishful for me to bear.

I know it to be fabrication. You just want to stem your anger.
And that's why I'm choosing to remain calm with you.

As a child you were always the same just this time you're stuck in a phase

... You know, I like to think that somewhere in the universe, there is in fact a wall that which your long stretch of stupidity cannot bypass.

You continually prove my hopes futile.

To undermine my thoughts of you so is nought but folly. The sooner you realise this, the better.

[ sighing, he chooses to ignore the asinine and inaccurate remarks of his youth. ]

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