Tumblr broke his brain for the umpteenth time.

[gammabruce]

I'm at a loss for words here, mun. Something like this simply would not happen. I know you had hopes, your mindspace practically screams them at me sometimes, but it's just not feasible.

I couldn't take the risk of something going wrong. Which means it'd have to be very, very safe, and slow, and downright boring. Certainly nothing like... well, that. Besides, I don't even own that many necklaces, and...

I mean, I'm not actually thinking about it. I'm only pointing out how things would go if, hypothetically speaking, we ventured into a relationship beyond professional. Which we wouldn't, except as friends, and I think we already are.

No, I don't mean friends with-- actually, I'm not going to finish that statement. Discussion is over.

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[voluminous_one]

More so now, were that starving dog named Fandral.

[lunging]

Said starving dog would not be starving. He would be flawless.

[voluminous_one]

Though still a dog.

[lunging]

Don't let Sif hear you say that; she already treats me like one enough as is.

[voluminous_one]

Then the Lady Sif has my thanks.

[lunging]

[HAVE THE HARDEST OF BACK CLAPS

you're good people bro

never change xoxo]

[voluminous_one]

[HAVE A BEARHUG IN RETURN, BECAUSE VOLSTAGG]