Tumblr broke his brain for the umpteenth time.

[gammabruce]

I'm at a loss for words here, mun. Something like this simply would not happen. I know you had hopes, your mindspace practically screams them at me sometimes, but it's just not feasible.

I couldn't take the risk of something going wrong. Which means it'd have to be very, very safe, and slow, and downright boring. Certainly nothing like... well, that. Besides, I don't even own that many necklaces, and...

I mean, I'm not actually thinking about it. I'm only pointing out how things would go if, hypothetically speaking, we ventured into a relationship beyond professional. Which we wouldn't, except as friends, and I think we already are.

No, I don't mean friends with-- actually, I'm not going to finish that statement. Discussion is over.

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oh it looks it.

[donthandmethings]

[Hulk sounds like a chatty guy, he should come around here more.

Plus, Tony's mouth is busy, so you're getting a text back regardless.]

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tony-Stark-Fan-Page/121575274528601

[He may actually own tumblr. Or well, part of it. And Facebook.]

[gammabruce]

[Double tap on that link and it pops up in the air. Really quite convenient, even if he's still not used to it. You seduce him with your technology, Tony, you really do.]

I spoke too soon. I'll keep that in mind next time.

[donthandmethings]

[Just with his technology? Well, for what it's worth, Bruce, you seduce him by having a six foot shrine to Tony levitating in the middle of the lab.

Tony saunters over, resting an elbow on Bruce's shoulder.] Never underestimate the bounds of my ego.

[gammabruce]

[Pretty much with your fucking everything. But. Stick with technology for now. The ego is too big as it is. Speaking of, a few button presses and the shrine goes back to whence it came.]

Yet its size still surprises me. I suppose that's a compliment.

[Was that a set up for a joke? Yes. Yes it was. There may have been the slightest brush of his cheek against the elbow as he turned his head. Just readjusting himself to accommodate the personal space intrusion, really.]

[donthandmethings]

That's what she said.

[He leans a little more heavily on Bruce, reaching out to scroll through quotes. About him. Man, the internet is great, huh?]

So why was your min looking for us porn, anyway? Not that I don't get it.

[Ego.]

[gammabruce]

[Here he thought he'd get some actual work done. There was an app to complete, after all. But, no, a shrine.

He must now stare at some of the wonderful things written about Tony. It was such a terrible burden. Sighing, he gives up trying to get any work done, and wraps an arm around Tony's back, with fingers resting lightly on his hip.]

That's the thing. She wasn't looking. It was just there. Surprised us both.

[donthandmethings]

Sure, like I've never heard that one before.

[Like out of context GIF sets starring him and his best friend go up on the internet every day. Which, if he had a Google alert set on himself, he would be unsurprised to find they actually do.

Thank goodness Tony would never do something like that.]

No judgement here. You get your freak on any way you want, big guy. But really, I sit right over there. This lab is full of clear glass. If you have a fetish, I think it's something we should talk about. Before this gets awkward.