canon is fight club.............

[tumorous]

You're bored so you bring me out to play?

Sounds like every other fucking guy in my life. I'll pass.

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[hulk]

W-well, I've kind of been around f- Definitely long enough to know by now, at least.

[tumorous]

Can you fuck off with the stuttering?

[hulk]

S- Look, I know it's a problem, okay, I'm working on it.

[tumorous]

First time I've heard of it. Another secret you're keeping from me?

[hulk]

...I'm sorry, wh- I don't think I know you, ma'am? Don't mean to be rude, but. Um.

[tumorous]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[hulk]

Er. No?

[tumorous]

Tyler, I'm not fucking doing this.

[hulk]

I'm not Tyler? I'm... My name's Bruce. Bruce Banner. ...Hi.

[tumorous]

Your name is Bruce Banner.

[hulk]

Yeah. ...What?

[tumorous]

How nuts are you now?

[hulk]

Wh- I'm not!

[tumorous]

Thinking you're Bruce now.

[hulk]

I don't th- I am. I've always been, ma'am, and. This is kind of n- Really crazy here.

[tumorous]

Don't call me "ma'am" like you don't know me, you asshole.

[hulk]

Except for where I really, really don't? ...Though this is really kind of getting old because this conversation keeps happening.

Not with you in particular, just. Generally. It's a problem. ...Another one.