Hahahahahahahaha-- Couldn't resist

[chews_on_wires]

[Hey... Hey mun. Where are those wires I used to chew on? You know, that ones that disrupted service before.

On another site? I wanna chew on them though.]

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[punsofiron]

You.

[Oh yes. She lives on both sides of the fourth wall. She knows who you are.]

[chews_on_wires]

[Who cares about fourth walls? Got any wires? Frank wants to chew some wires.]

[punsofiron]

[Touch any of dreamwidth's wires and Liz just might find herself worshiping an old God to sacrifice goats to.]

[chews_on_wires]

[Keeps looking for the yummy wires. Frank is invincible. INVINCIBLE!!]

[punsofiron]

[We'll see about that. SHE'S WATCHING YOU B|]

[chews_on_wires]

[Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiires plz. Have a goat nudging you. Give wires?]

[punsofiron]

[No.

...Will a carrot suffice?]

[chews_on_wires]

[NO IT HAS TO BE WIRES DAMMIT >C

YOUR SERVICES NOURISH FRANK

... Is it a fresh carrot?]

[punsofiron]

[Just got it from the store today.]

[chews_on_wires]

[Frank supposes a fresh carrot will suffice. For now.]

[punsofiron]

[He's kinda cute when he's not messing up the site.]

[chews_on_wires]

[He'd honestly like to be. Nobody understands how tasty wires are. Especially that spicy electrical current that comes with them.]