Hahahahahahahaha-- Couldn't resist

[chews_on_wires]

[Hey... Hey mun. Where are those wires I used to chew on? You know, that ones that disrupted service before.

On another site? I wanna chew on them though.]

Comments

[great_king_of_evil]

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

[hardknoxlife]

My mun's just screaming incoherent profanities and I sure as hell don't know why. You seem like a nice goat.

[ Poor Ronnie. He was never around to witness the evil that was Frank the Goat. ]

[evokingfool]

[> Your mun is currently screaming obscenities at the sight of the strange goat.
You heard about it, but haven't truly experience the goat's actions. The senior muses in headspace have more experience to tell.
...]

Are you hungry?

[chews_on_wires]

[Just keeps looking for wires. GOD! Dreamwidth hides their wires really well...]

[chews_on_wires]

[Noms on his shirt. There are no wires nearby so Frank will have to settle for the next best thing.]

[chews_on_wires]

[]

[Frank just stares and then starts trying to chew on the wires to Minato's headphones.]

[evokingfool]

[FUCK THE USUAL NARRATION STYLE FROM THE GAME, DON'T YOU DARE CHEW THOSE WIRES.

Minato move his headphones's wires away from Frank, shaking his head. Nope, you can't have them.]

[hardknoxlife]

[ sdkfdjgdhgddfd what the hell flailing and trying to push him away. ]

I take that back! Get off!

[chews_on_wires]

[PROBLEM MUNS?

Persistent goat is persistent. Trying again.]

[chews_on_wires]

[]

[LOLNOPE! NOMNOMNOM]

[evokingfool]

[YES. PROBLEM.

This is one, persistent goat. Sorry, man, but these wires are important to him.]

[chews_on_wires]

[TOO BAD, THIS IS THE GOAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE FROM.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiressssssssss!]

[punsofiron]

You.

[Oh yes. She lives on both sides of the fourth wall. She knows who you are.]

[chews_on_wires]

[Who cares about fourth walls? Got any wires? Frank wants to chew some wires.]

[punsofiron]

[Touch any of dreamwidth's wires and Liz just might find herself worshiping an old God to sacrifice goats to.]

[chews_on_wires]

[Keeps looking for the yummy wires. Frank is invincible. INVINCIBLE!!]

[punsofiron]

[We'll see about that. SHE'S WATCHING YOU B|]

[chews_on_wires]

[Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiires plz. Have a goat nudging you. Give wires?]

[punsofiron]

[No.

...Will a carrot suffice?]

[chews_on_wires]

[NO IT HAS TO BE WIRES DAMMIT >C

YOUR SERVICES NOURISH FRANK

... Is it a fresh carrot?]

[punsofiron]

[Just got it from the store today.]

[chews_on_wires]

[Frank supposes a fresh carrot will suffice. For now.]

[evokingfool]

[GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY]

[punsofiron]

[He's kinda cute when he's not messing up the site.]

[chews_on_wires]

[THEN GIVE WIRES!!]

[chews_on_wires]

[He'd honestly like to be. Nobody understands how tasty wires are. Especially that spicy electrical current that comes with them.]

[evokingfool]

[NO!!

NO WIRES. EAT SOME GRASS OR VEGGIES.]

[chews_on_wires]

[WIRES ARE TASTIER!]

[hivernale]

My Mademoiselle said the wires here aren't tasty and wished for you to leave immediately.

[twentysixthprince]

Devi suddenly started to panic when she saw you. But you are just a goat. I don't get her logic.

[evokingfool]

[GO EAT SOME OTHER WIRES.]