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Oh, please. Are you nervous? A suppose a person as wretched as you has every reason to be.

I, on the other hand, am just as on top of things as I was when you left me. That was a horrible thing to do to a lady, you know. I was cold! Starving! Alone! I still am two of those things, and your presence doesn't do much to alleviate the third.

If you want to make up for it, I suggest you get over your ~performance anxiety~.

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Internet-savvy advice: if you really have to kill any more hookers, at this point, leave this as a calling card.

Who says I ever had to do anything? Maybe it was only for the fun~ of it.

Oh, geez, I didn't mean forced/obligation-have. Not really, at least. More like if the opportunity arises, where you are. A bitches-all-up-in-your-grill sort of have.

I could do with someone "up in my grill." It's been so dull, here. There are only so many ways to kill a hellhound, and they don't quite have the intellect to beg for their lives.

I wanted, really badly, to say "up in your Grell", but that was just a bad joke.

What if you put makeup on it and taught it be like, "I hate babies"? Or are they dumber than that, too?

It's not the worst pun I've ever heard. If I hear Sirius Black make another joke of his own name, I'll turn his bones into windchimes.

Sigh, it wouldn't be the same, even if it were possible. Do you know how boring it is, to exist in a place where you have no reputation at all? No one's even a little afraid. No one cares.

I don't know, he might try to wizard you, if you try. I hear he wizards pretty hard.

Not...really, actually. I don't know about scared, but whenever I go anywhere, it's always somewhere where everyone knows me. Or someone I'm with.

Does he, now? And what exactly does that entail?

I would embark on some new project, but everyone's gone missing. There's no one to see, and what good is that going to do me? I'm an actress playing to an empty house. </3

Sticks and Latin words.

Everyone? I mean, it's a whole tower, there's gotta be a few animuuus hanging around.

Performance anxiety? And here I thought you were an actress

[ Begrudgingly because his mun's instructed him to be nice. ]

Hmph. That is not a problem that I share with darling writer-boy. I'm ready for any task you can dream up~.

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