mun needs a canon review before sending him anywhere

[chinderella]

If you even run that thought by your processor one more time, I will personally shove your head up your tailpipe. Or whatever freakish organic version you got. Do you hear me?

I swear to the allspark, so help me, if you make me some --- human in order to play in your little pretend game along with your convicts and whatever weirdo thing with the creepy eyes - I will slag you.

Now go have a stasis nap or something, munbane, and leave me alone. Heh, munbane.

Comments

[hacktivist]

You oppose convicts and humans?

Doubtless you would be miserable in the City.

CONGRATS GHOST YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A HUMAN SO

[chinderella]

You're telling me! I don't even know what she's trying to pull here.

HE'S MAXED HIS BLUFF TO FOOL ADORBS TECHNOLOGY

[hacktivist]

Muns manifest fondness in unusual ways. Predominantly torture.

How likely do you rate the possibility?.

[metalloid]

What is wrong with being human?

[chinderella]

Are you kidding me? With those squishy bodies and fluids. Gah. And don't even get me started on all the germs.

[metalloid]

Most human's biological processes are capable of functioning without problem and germs are certainly a non-factor as their immune systems are capable of taking care of themselves.

[liverletdie]

You almost sound pleased with that pun.

[chinderella]

It was a good p-- [ Oh spark, ew.

INSTANTLY TAKES ON A PATRONIZING TONE: ] -- pun. But don't worry your little head about it, human.

[liverletdie]

Hah, you really must hate humans.

I can make this conversation go a little better, you know.

[arach_nerd]

BOOOOOOOOOO!

[chinderella]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN ORGANICS ARE SLAGGING SPIDERS.

[arach_nerd]

Hey, we just take down pests.

Which just says so much about you, doesn't it?

[littleyellowbee]

AHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAA

YOU? As a human?

Oh MAN, I would pay good money to see that!

[chinderella]

[ BUMBLEBEE. ] Nobody asked you.

[littleyellowbee]

[His mun is telling him that he has permission to be a brat, and will face no consequences for it.

This is the best day of his life!]

Y'know, I think you'd be a great human.

You're not going to like it when they sneeze though, things come out of their nose when that happens. Things full of diseases.

[blitzbrain]

Vhat a downer jou are~! It could open up all zhese new opportunities! New faces! Fresh starts!

Zhough in jour case jou vould probably spend it huddling in a corner spraying everyzhink vith disinfectant, miserable Autobot!

But nevertheless! Opportunity. [ lmao if he was a robot he'd be slinging an arm around your shoulders and HUGGING YOU CLOSE cos he's a dick ]

[chinderella]

Why don't you go find your sanity, Decepticon? Oh wait, it doesn't exist.

[blitzbrain]

Jou say zhat like I care, Autobot~! [ absolutely zero fucks given

aw yiss jetpacking onto your shoulder. LOOK YOU HAVE A HUMAN ON YOUR SHOULDER ISN'T THAT GREAT ]

Vunce jou can stop screaming at the thought of impossible infection by small squishy zhings, maybe jou vill stop being such a downer! [ PATS HIS HELMET.... ]

[like_a_bossbot]

You know, Sentinel - making threats like that is probably just going to encourage them.

[chinderella]

Well, maybe you're just not very good at making them, Optimus.

[aerospacecommander]

Primus, your head is almost as big as Megatron's ego.

[chinderella]

Don't you dare compare any part of me to Megatron.

That's like..the best username ever

[raceme]

Sir Sentinel Prime sir Ibelieve that threatening your mundane is not a good idea seeing how they have the ability to do whatever they want to us no matter how much we disagree with their judgments and decisions sir.

THANK YOU. I am so nice to Sentinel :'|

[chinderella]

Let me tell you a thing or two about these "mundanes", Blurr - they're pushovers.

[honoraptor]

Hn. To be an organic is a baffling obsession with these mundanes, and the concept lacks all agreeableness to me, also.

But I find there's no stopping them, once they have an idea in their heads.