mun needs a canon review before sending him anywhere

[chinderella]

If you even run that thought by your processor one more time, I will personally shove your head up your tailpipe. Or whatever freakish organic version you got. Do you hear me?

I swear to the allspark, so help me, if you make me some --- human in order to play in your little pretend game along with your convicts and whatever weirdo thing with the creepy eyes - I will slag you.

Now go have a stasis nap or something, munbane, and leave me alone. Heh, munbane.

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[hacktivist]

You oppose convicts and humans?

Doubtless you would be miserable in the City.

CONGRATS GHOST YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE A HUMAN SO

[chinderella]

You're telling me! I don't even know what she's trying to pull here.

[metalloid]

What is wrong with being human?

HE'S MAXED HIS BLUFF TO FOOL ADORBS TECHNOLOGY

[hacktivist]

Muns manifest fondness in unusual ways. Predominantly torture.

How likely do you rate the possibility?.

[chinderella]

Are you kidding me? With those squishy bodies and fluids. Gah. And don't even get me started on all the germs.

[metalloid]

Most human's biological processes are capable of functioning without problem and germs are certainly a non-factor as their immune systems are capable of taking care of themselves.

GOOD JOB

[chinderella]

What, her bringing me to that freakshow? Who even knows what's going on in there. [ Taps his knuckles against his head.

[chinderella]

Who cares about their immune systems? I'm talking about what they'll do to ME! Two words: acid spit.

[metalloid]

I'm sorry, but I don't understand.

[liverletdie]

You almost sound pleased with that pun.

[chinderella]

Listen, I know a think or two about organics -- [ no he doesn't ] -- and they're vile, disgusting, dangerous creatures. A nice femme like you shouldn't be going anywhere near them.

[metalloid]

I do not see the problem with organics -- particularly humans. While they have their own set of problems, they have always been kind to me and I am indebted to them.

Without them, my existence would never be.

[arach_nerd]

BOOOOOOOOOO!

[chinderella]

It was a good p-- [ Oh spark, ew.

INSTANTLY TAKES ON A PATRONIZING TONE: ] -- pun. But don't worry your little head about it, human.

[chinderella]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN ORGANICS ARE SLAGGING SPIDERS.

[hacktivist]

...Hm. I cannot say I am too aggrieved to be in the City currently, though nothing at home is too inconvenient.

You prefer your own home, as well? Free of humans, I presume.

[liverletdie]

Hah, you really must hate humans.

I can make this conversation go a little better, you know.

[chinderella]

What are you talking about?

[arach_nerd]

Hey, we just take down pests.

Which just says so much about you, doesn't it?

[metalloid]

One of my creators is a human, a man named Henry Pym, of whom I owe my life to. My personality and brainwaves come from his deceased wife, Janet Van Dyne.

[chinderella]

Cybertron? Only the best planet in any known galaxy. Believe me, I've been to Earth, it doesn't compare.

[littleyellowbee]

AHAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAA

YOU? As a human?

Oh MAN, I would pay good money to see that!

[chinderella]

They created you? Ew, that's disgusting. How do you even live with yourself? [ Beat. ] And where'd you get your spark from, then?

[metalloid]

Spark? I don't know what that is.

[chinderella]

[ BUMBLEBEE. ] Nobody asked you.