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[goldcrowned]

Well, well. Look who's back.

I wouldn't mind a family member up here with me, mundane. There's so many to choose from, however, that I'm afraid I can't help. I might be a bit biased, and I'd hate to influence your decision one way or the other.

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[virgolatro]

Grandmother!

[Artemis is very glad to see her. She's had a very bad week so far. Hence why she's wandering about as a girl-child rather than an adult as normal.]

[goldcrowned]

[Oh goodness gracious! It's been so long since she's seen her beautiful granddaughter as anything but a lovely young goddess that it shocks her.

But she squats immediately to put her arms out and whisk her off her feet.]

Artemis! Come here, darling.

[virgolatro]

[It's been a very hard week. She doesn't often indulge herself in changing her form - that's more her father's game than her - and normally reserves it for speaking to her younger attendants.

All the same, she can't quite help herself from going to her grandmother's arms. No matter how old she is, she won't be able to stop herself from enjoying her company. She wraps her arms around the goddess without hesitation though.]

Hello Grandmother.

[goldcrowned]

[Uh-oh. Something is wrong here, she doesn't need to be of intellect to pick up on that much. Instead of pulling her up, Phoebe simply sits on the ground with her and cradles her as she cradled her when she was newborn.]

What's wrong, beloved?

[virgolatro]

I find myself troubled.

My purpose has be quarreled in my current place of being. A mortal claims me not a goddess and defames me. [She rests her head against Phoebe's shoulder without a second thought.] I merely expressed wish to have my privacy respected and for mortals not to ... do as they do near my campsite.

I wish to go home to Olympus where I belong.

[goldcrowned]

Oh, dear.

[She puts her hand to her forehead, fingers moving through her long, rowdy hair as she listens.]

You mean to say you are in a game?

[virgolatro]

Yes. There are mortals and other gods and all sorts of people. They call it a city of sin.

[goldcrowned]

[It's not too far off to say that any city with her family in it would be sinful, but Artemis as a child is certainly troubling.]

A mortal has claimed you are a not a goddess—why then have you not shown her that the aim of your bow and arrow is true and steadfast?

[virgolatro]

Him. It was a man.

[A man she does not like very much.]

I cursed him so that he could speak no longer, I hoped to teach him a lesson in the proper way to talk to goddesses. It began with him speaking foul words to offend my honor. Apollo seeks revenge for us both.

It seems also that the mortals do not fear me. They believe me to be a magic user, not a deity.

[goldcrowned]

[Poor, poor Artemis.]

You are aware, lovely one, that much time has passed since you were worshiped, do you not? We are now myths, legends—nothing more than fairy tales. If you can accept that, you will find living among mortals far more tolerable.

[virgolatro]

[It's disheartening to hear that and she's glad she shifted forms. Sadness is less acceptable in adults.]

I do not want to be worshipped, Grandmother. I wish to help mortals that I can there. But they make it difficult. They act in vulgar manners. They have no respect. Even if I were a mortal woman, asking another to stop saying offensive things wouldn't be bad. But they make me to be a villain as I had the power to stop myself from having hear such vulgarity.

[goldcrowned]

[She's with Grandmother now; she doesn't need to worry about she looks, sounds, or says.]

How do they make you a villain, dear heart? What have you done that they would accuse you so?

[virgolatro]

I sealed his mouth shut until he apologises for his crudity. I did not shoot him or strike him down as was my right as a daughter of Zeus.

[thyselfknown]

There is nothing wrong with a little influence.

[goldcrowned]

Is this the part where I ask if you're riding a motorcycle without a helmet or not?

[Oh, come here, you.]

[thyselfknown]

Do you really want to know the answer to that?


[Who me?]

[goldcrowned]

[Yes, yes, you. She is just going to run her hand through his hair and narrow her eyes at the fussy bits on the side.]

No, no...but I suppose I must fill the proper grandmother quota of embarrassing questions at some point.

[thyselfknown]

[And he'll love every minute of it.]

Well then, you may find me a challenge against your quota. I'm not embarrassed very easily.

Besides, you look no where near old enough to be playing grandmother.

[goldcrowned]

[He's just such a beautiful boy, she can't help it. Ah...that's better.]

Side effect of the worlds muns put us in. Never forget [here she taps her finger to his nose twice] that looks can be deceiving.

[thyselfknown]

[He'll preen a bit.]


Don't worry, I may know a thing or two about that.


[Especially recently.]

[goldcrowned]

[Who's the prettiest little sun god? You are! Aw!]

May know and do know are two different things, precious.

[thyselfknown]

So are actually sharing and humoring one's grandmother.

[goldcrowned]

And why wouldn't you share with Grandma? Surely you have nothing to be ashamed of?

[Grandma is a short thing, about five feet tall, which means she has to stand up on tiptoe to wrap her arms around his neck.]

[thyselfknown]

I'm not so much ashamed as considerate of your delicate sensibilities.


[D'awwww.]

[goldcrowned]

Delicate sensibilities? I think we haven't spent enough time together if you accuse me of having such things. Or do you not think questionable things were happening when Father Sky and Mother Earth were having disagreements, hmm?

[tl;dr - I may be old but I'm not dead and haven't had an easy life, buddy]