AU ideas sure seem like a good idea late at night

[disborg]

Adorable, crediting you hairless nonponies with my creation. But you want in on a little secret? I was in each and everyone of you all along. We all were. It's no use to resist, soon enough you will belong to all of us. The queen is hungry and so are we.

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[cruel_kindness]

...Something's different about you. You using some different make-up?

[disborg]

I have always been like this. But if it's a make over you want...you're more than welcome to join us.

[cruel_kindness]

Nah. We're good, but I'm glad you changed your look. You were getting to be a boring-looking backscratcher.

[disborg]

As if stone could trap our will. I am endless in power so long as we remain.

[cruel_kindness]

...Are you stealing our shtick?

[disborg]

As if there was anything to take...save your individuality.

[cruel_kindness]

Then what's with using "I" and "we" in the same sentence like I'm doing?

Are there two different people in your body now, too?

[disborg]

Try millions.

[cruel_kindness]

[That actually surprised BOTH of the Flutters.]

Woah. Okay. Yeah, 'Shy won't be able to handle millions. I don't think I can, either. That's bucking crazy.

[disborg]

Clearly you're not me.

[cruel_kindness]

Duh. I'm my own pony. Besides, who would want to be you? Besides you.

[disborg]

How silly, you think your opinion really matters.

[cruel_kindness]

Well, of course it does. They teach you that fact in school. Were you not paying attention?

[disborg]

Sorry, I didn't go to the school of hard knocks.

[cruel_kindness]

Kicked out because you were too dumb, huh?

[suicidoll]

(Because this girl never knows when to stop prodding the lion...)

You serve a queen, do you? My, that's something I never expected from you, Discord. It must've been an interesting climb down from god to servant, wasn't it?

[disborg]

[That wins a haughty look, Kreutzer.]

I work with the queen, yes. Make no mistake, we are all one and the same.

[suicidoll]

(She just folds her arms and scoffs.)

So you take the Legion approach...or is it more a hive mind? I suppose the distinction would be difficult for anyone to see other than Chrysalis, assuming you've somehow become a changeling. That would mean no more chocolate milk for you, wouldn't it?

[disborg]

Just because I have given myself to the others doesn't mean we can't have fun.

And it will be a blast, once you join us.

[suicidoll]

"Once...?" While I can respect confidence, there's a fine line between improbable and impossible...but if you're so eager, perhaps I can make that distinction clear to you.

[disborg]

Oh no, it isn't confidence, it's pure fact. Everyone will join us.

[suicidoll]

(And that gets a condescending chuckle out of her.)

Oh, how I'd love to see you all try. You certainly have Chrissy's ego, so you may be fun yet.

[disborg]

Try? I think you mean do. We'll certainly have our fun once you're converted to our ranks.

[suicidoll]

I like your attitude. Such a shame I won't be able to convert you to my side instead, but go right ahead and tell Chrissy I look forward to the challenge.

[disborg]

[He snakes round her, looking straight into her eyes.]

We know you will.

[suicidoll]

(Kreutzer flinches slightly, but her eyes look right back into Discord's.)

I see you're as eager as I am. Well then...it's your move.

[disborg]

Don't you think I know that? Now this will only take a second.

[His eyes begin glowing, seeking to ensnare her mind to his, to them to their queen.]

1/2

[suicidoll]

(At first, Kreutzer is hesitant to show any signs of it taking effect on her...but it soon becomes clear that it's working. Drawn to his hypnotic gaze, she can feel him entering her mind; with how messed up her head is, ensnaring it might even seem easy. For once, Kreutzer is worried as her attempts to pull away lead to failure...)

2/2

[suicidoll]

(But not long after that does one of Kreutzer's flying dolls make her entrance, attempting to interfere with the mind control process by shooting at Discord. She's shooting those pistols like SMGs, so it might not be a good idea to ignore them.)

[disborg]

[Yes so close...GAH.

Accord latches off Kreutzer, diverting his attention to the doll. The draconequus changeling stops the bullets diverting them to alternate paths. Annoying calvarly.]

[suicidoll]

(More like BEST CAVALRY EVER! And this is just one of her many dolls~

Though once she's free from Accord's grip, she'll begin flying into the air and hopefully out of his reach. She'd be lying if she said that wasn't an intimidating experience...)

I believe I've gathered all the information I needed. So go along and pass that message to Chrissy, hmm? I'm sure we'll bump into each other again soon...

(And with the doll continuing to fire at Accord, Kreutzer will try to take this opportunity to...pretty much fly away. She doesn't want to get that close to him again...)

[uncannyvalley]

if you have a lot of charged molecules, does that make you an accordion

[disborg]

No that makes you an accordion. Ask stupid questions and you'll get stupid answers.

[uncannyvalley]

No answer is any stupider than the language used to ask it!

Is das ist ein a loaf of bread?

[disborg]

Nein.

You'd almost be a waste. Thankfully we'll sap that individuality out of you soon enough.

[uncannyvalley]

Enjoy the corruption.

[disborg]

Not as much as you will.

[His paw reaches to her neck, seeking to corrupt.]