Why do I keep getting bothered by idiots?

[professor_hojo]

Mun,

Why do you keep on insisting that I talk to people who are painfully inferior? When you can obviously see that I am busy conducting important research and experiments for the name of science and for ShinRa.

Maybe if you stopped that I can actually get some of my work completed.

Comments

Hey your person looks really cool :)

[professor_hojo]

Not really. I keep on getting interrupted, when doing vital research I might as well not have the lab at all. I’ve decided to make my own lab to correct this problem.

Why did you get denied your lab?

[lazarus_parasite]

[[ooc: http://xenosaga.wikia.com/wiki/Dmitri_Yuriev all about him.]]

She says I'd end up creating another army and taking over. As if I had the time to do that again.

[professor_hojo]

Well it’s not really for her to decide. I myself have begun making a secret army of monsters at my disposal. If you have sufficient time would you produce another army?

A-also, can I say I love you for playing Hojo?

[lazarus_parasite]

Mm, they are useful, though I must admit I won't make the mistake of letting some of them have free will again. You would think that giving them life and purpose would be enough to guarantee their loyalty.

Alas, they have no respect for science.

Just sayin'.

[argentimperator]

[Sephiroth's entire opinion of this boils down to 'Oh HELL no'.]

Re: Just sayin'.

[professor_hojo]

Sephiroth. What a suprise.

[argentimperator]

Yes, how shocking that I might appear in regards to incipient disaster.

[Dry. So dry. Like the desert around the Gold Saucer.]

[professor_hojo]

Well I’m quite busy at the moment. So unless you have other things to attend to such as causing more disasters then I suggest you stop hindering me.

Oh hey, here's one of those creations! (Ignore kid icons, this version is physically 15.)

[reconciledtwins]

Purpose my ass! Slaves is more like it.

You will always be his child....creation....THING

[lazarus_parasite]

If you had just done what you were supposed to, things would have been different.

Nope, he's disowned you. He has a new daddy. Who can do science without being evil.

[reconciledtwins]

You mean we would have died on Miltia and never bothered you again, right?

[lazarus_parasite]

[He rolls his eyes] You weren't all going to die. I honestly don't know where you got that idea from.

[reconciledtwins]

I saw what would've happened if we'd kept fighting U-DO. It would've activated the Omega system and destroyed the entire damn planet.

[lazarus_parasite]

Oh that. You would have been fine if you hadn't panicked.

[reconciledtwins]

How the hell would we have been fine if that had happened?!

[lazarus_parasite]

There would have been time to get back to the ships. Do you think I wouldn't have thought of that? I still needed Nigredo alive you know.

[well, ok, Nigredo was supposed to meet up with Mizrahi but hey.]