Why do I keep getting bothered by idiots?

[professor_hojo]

Mun,

Why do you keep on insisting that I talk to people who are painfully inferior? When you can obviously see that I am busy conducting important research and experiments for the name of science and for ShinRa.

Maybe if you stopped that I can actually get some of my work completed.

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[speaks_dirty]

Oh come on, one of you being around was enough!

[professor_hojo]

So there is another one of me? Interesting. Was it made by Hollander?

[speaks_dirty]

Hollander is kind of dead, when I come from, Professor. No, this you is just a non-clone or copy or anything like that and he's in the same place as I am.

Who would want to make another you on the Planet anyway?

[professor_hojo]

Really? That is a unexpected bonus. Now I will not have to put up with his idiotic ideas any longer.

By having a copy may have some uses, then with two of myself I would be able to get my research and experiments completed much faster. That would be satisfactory.

[speaks_dirty]

Two of you could cause countless more horrors. Excuse me if I don't sound enthused.

[professor_hojo]

No with two of myself, we would advance science and improve others.

It is a shame you don’t see things my way, you could be so much better with my formulas enhancements.

[speaks_dirty]

Enhancements.

[Excuse MAF while she laughs.]

The day a Turk, or a Cetra, wants your enhancements will be the day that the Planet is well and truly doomed.