i don't even know.

[extrathreeinches]

You can say all you want, love. Best deal I made in my life.

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[mattersverymuch]

Oh, please don't tell me this is going to devolve into a dare.

[ He yawns. ]

And for the record: no. I am uninterested in things that have no consequence in the long run.

[extrathreeinches]

Dares are gauche. I prefer ... a little wager.

[mattersverymuch]

[ This look, it says 'you're tiresome but I'll continue to listen because I'm bored.' ]

[extrathreeinches]

Nothing really complicated. Call it a bet on a test of endurance.

[mattersverymuch]

[ Quietly wondering if this guy is for real, but he motions for him to continue. ]