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dear_mun2012-06-23 08:17 pm
extrathreeinches) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-23 08:17 pm
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i don't even know.
You can say all you want, love. Best deal I made in my life.
It's a shame you've peaked at such an early age.
What can I say? I've got a talent for rising to occasions.
I'm sure. And then falling. Quickly. Limply. Unfortunate.
I'm like a Japanese meal. Small--well, alright, large--portions, but so many courses.
Is there any particular reason why you're parading around with my name? Mispronounced, no less.
I'm the sort to be lingered over. Strange thing is, I'm fairly sure I'd remember trying to fill you. Care for a re-run, love?
Maybe someone thought you were defective? Though, to be perfectly honest, I can't imagine why.
Please. I do know how this works. Nothing comes for free.
Clearly you're a man of the world. But in this case, I'd be willing to call it a mutual exchange.
Oh, don't disappoint me now. That's predictable. And dull. You were mildly entertaining for half a minute, there.
Well, if that's what you want remind me to order some extra bits and bobs next time my workplace budget comes across the desk. Any preferences, or should I just make it pot-luck?
A challenge would be nice. [ The 'for once' is heavily implied. ]
If you insist. I'll just put you down for the dark meat.
Whatever you say. I'm not sure you'd like the merchandise, in the interests of full disclosure.
Oh, I wouldn't worry, love. I'm very skilled in making something out of nothing.
Especially to those lucky few, of which I'm fortunate enough to be one, who know how to use it.
So is sex, and somehow that never seems to matter. Understandably, of course.
[ Listen. You may be a demon and a Very Bad Person, but he's still laughing. Because he's sixteen. ]
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