oh god. at mostly harmless

[instaboobs]

Y'know, yes. I'm proud of the body I've got as a girl, and hell, a lotta chicks (yes, even some flat chested tomboys that I know) would love to have it.

Could y'do me a favor and stop gettin' me in situations where it'd be good for me t'compare breast sizes with guys that're usually not girls? What the hell's with you and that anyway? Between my username and the stupid stuff you're doin', I'm startin' to think you've got a problem.

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I ain't projectin' nothin'!

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[obstinates]

[ANGER PROGRAM START]

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S MY TECHNIQUE! YOU STOLE THE SEXY JUTSU, Y'KNOW!

[instaboobs]

Wha-- I didn't steal anythin'! Why would you use this as a technique?!