Re-Apping to places. Summer plans. Interest in Horror. Canon is Cabin in the Woods.

[coolerwithamerman]

...You keep...buying all these movies and watching them and then saying that you're doing research for me. Can I take a moment to tell you just how creepy that is?

And also, in all honesty. Going through and nit-picking every single film or in terms of staging a sacrifice...

You know nothing about the proper rituals.

You know nothing about the proper things that need to be said.

...And I honestly thought you were too busy which is why you didn't respond when they asked...no huh?

...Shit.

and you still haven't found Gary! You're going to go out of your way to get the kids together but asking me to have a little goddamn back-up is like asking for a werewolf...Shit.

Comments

[not_so_big_and_bad]

Leave werewolves out of this.

[coolerwithamerman]

...Hey, it was a reasonable request at the time. [1998. 1998. the great debacle of 199.]

[not_so_big_and_bad]

What do you know about us, anyway?

[coolerwithamerman]

...Genetic facts and information. Summons and how to initiate transformation. ...You know-the scientific stuff.

[not_so_big_and_bad]

...I think your werewolves are different.

[coolerwithamerman]

[Sitterson is the one who liked the details of the beasts. Hadley sat at the controls and worked out details, crunched numbers.]

They're werewolves. There are very few variations on the theme here.

[finalgirl]

Anyone ever tell you that you need a career change?

[Guess who is SUPER UNHAPPY right now?]

[coolerwithamerman]

...A lot of people lately but it doesn't matter. [world's ended kiddo. What can you do.]

...why do you look so upset?

[finalgirl]

[... Why does she look-- Did he seriously just ask that?

Dana stares at him for a moment, unflinching with her doe-like eyes. Maybe she should be more sympathetic towards him. She did have a hand in killing him. And directly killed his partner.

In a chain of events that started with him and his friends picking her and her friends out for slaughtering. Nope. Sympathy gone. She kicks him in the shin.]

Why do you think?

[coolerwithamerman]

[That-ow. Ow. And there are no guards. and maybe Steven Hadley thinks he deserves it just a smidge. Just a tiny bit. But jesus fuck-

He rubs his shin-backing up several steps]

You didn't have to die. yours was a fucking optional death!