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[purplesarcasm]

Dear Mundane,

Well, here we are, aren't we? Of course, you're a diffident mess. I believe that's not quite how you planned it.

I believe that it's fairly normal for things to not go as planned, however, and that that's a good thing. Predictability is monotonous.

Obviously, your first job is strengthening your vocabulary. Then you'll have to gain a deeper comprehension of the timeline, so that you can write a proper history section. Finally, and most importantly, you need to develop comfort with using sarcasm.

It's not as if I'm asking much.

With love,
Rose Lalonde

Comments

[frogwitch]

at least well be going to the same place!
my mun finds that comforting at least, although she doesnt know when shell be able to join really :(

[purplesarcasm]

It's true that familiar faces will be nice to have.

Although technically, I won't know your face from my canon point.

[frogwitch]

thats okay rose!
itll be exciting meeting you in any case
especially since technically we havent met in canon at my point either

[purplesarcasm]

A small bit of sunlight in the metaphorical darkness, then.

And literal darkness, from what I've heard of our planned destination.

[frogwitch]

yeah
i dont really like the look of the place but my muns been thinking about sending one of us there
i dont know if i should feel lucky or unlucky that i got picked :(
im really just happy that well get to spend time together

[purplesarcasm]

Your optimism about meeting me in person is almost refreshing.

I think the place sounds fairly interesting, actually.

[frogwitch]

of course
ive always wanted to meet my friends :)
i suppose we could look at it as one big adventure!!
that might make it a bit more fun

[he_is_fish]

Hello.

Mun-Angel wants me to meet you.

[Here Rose have a very odd creature in your personal space and examining you. Not to mention she was speaking in a medley of languages Rose knew, granted that she knew languages outside of English.]

[purplesarcasm]

I'm sure she has her reasons. Mundanes are always full of that, aren't they?

[he_is_fish]

He does have reasons yes.

Mun-Angel says he thinks you will find Abians interesting.

[purplesarcasm]

Would that be the title of your species?

[he_is_fish]

Yes, Mun-Angel is only one with Abians. Not as popular as trolls.

[purplesarcasm]

Well, a unique species is somewhat interesting.

The webcomic she is from is pretty interesting actually and slowly reaching completion.

[he_is_fish]

Lava would explain better but I will answer questions.

Oh?

[purplesarcasm]

Habitat, diet, method of bearing young, mating rituals, social behavior. Anything.

It's called Abian. It can have some blood in it and some mild religious themes

[he_is_fish]

Cities are best for Abians but we live anywhere there are Angels like you.

We do not have children but some of us do have sex, is connected to food for some.

Abians eat specific thing but different for each Abian. I eat flesh but Roxanne eat happiness.

Does not mean Roxanne take happiness away, the more happiness Angels feel the more food she gets.

Just might check it out!

[purplesarcasm]

I'm alarmed to say that you've sincerely caught my interest. Do you literally eat flesh?

[he_is_fish]

I eat muscle.

[She actually looks surprised that Rose was so interested in her.]