Roxy Lalonde [tipsyGnostalgic] (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-06-21 02:32 pm
tipsygnostalgia) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-21 02:32 pm
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ok mun you know i love LOEV you right
but we gotta work on somethings here
like my rping skills since ar is totes outclassing me in our flap sessions wtfs up w/ that
*flarp
dont let the robob b better than me
also stop macking me give the wrong impression if one more chump mentions it looks like im black crushin on that lisping asshole imma havet o hit someone
well maybe not ar since that woudl hurt
but anyone else yeah jsut no
and make up ur mind am i fiends w/spidderchick or not
*freinds
actually no fiends probably derscribes the situation alot better
and help me think up something to cheer up dirk
the chocobos just aint cutting it
also
do you think.. .
i can keep the horns when i go back into fnatasy game land
* fantasy
becaue they do look kinda cool i wanna keep em
but we gotta work on somethings here
like my rping skills since ar is totes outclassing me in our flap sessions wtfs up w/ that
*flarp
dont let the robob b better than me
also stop macking me give the wrong impression if one more chump mentions it looks like im black crushin on that lisping asshole imma havet o hit someone
well maybe not ar since that woudl hurt
but anyone else yeah jsut no
and make up ur mind am i fiends w/spidderchick or not
*freinds
actually no fiends probably derscribes the situation alot better
and help me think up something to cheer up dirk
the chocobos just aint cutting it
also
do you think.. .
i can keep the horns when i go back into fnatasy game land
* fantasy
becaue they do look kinda cool i wanna keep em
NOPE SURE DOESNT
You have no more time to dwell on the fact that you look absolutely hot as fuck in your new gear, because suddenly your little twosome becomes a threesome. A vampiric chainsaw-weilding threesome.
woah kanaya
what in the fuck
step away from th chainsawn wtf
Don't stop; make it pop; Strider, turn my speakers up
You valiantly resist the urge. After all, the more you register about the situation, the more you perceive doing so is the GREATEST POSSIBLE SERVICE you can render to Eridan.
> Kanaya: Disarm.
Ok. Your lipstick lands harmlessly in your pocket.
Sorry
I Just Heard Something About A Wand Here And Believed There Was A Problem
For Which "Chainsawn" Might Be Necessary
But I See That Uh
Theres Not
Re: Don't stop; make it pop; Strider, turn my speakers up
Yeah, really, you're letting yourself get out of hand here. No big deal, right? Yeah. Noone is assuming anything. Not that there's anything TO assume. Right. Good.
Okay.
yeah talk about trigger happy
cant a guy lend his cape to an earth girl sportin some kickass horns wwho then goes on to say a wwand could complete the look wwithout there bein any kinds of vviolence invvolvved
i mean really kan
really
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Now that the chance of a potential murder or two being committed had been dissipated, you get back to the task at hand. You invited Kanaya out for a reason, after all.
Well, two. One so that she could possibly make a new cape, but the most important one was her skills as the best (and coincidentally only) wandsmith.
so kan do u think i look cool in this ountfit?
* outfit
anyways
i was thinking maybe if u dindnt mind
you could help me make a wand
:3
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This is the natural command as regards both ERIDAN'S EXPLANATION and ROXY'S REQUEST.
Oh Yes It Um Definitely Suits
You
Id Agree That A Wand Would Be Quite Appropriate As A Complement Assuming This Is All Just For Nonviolent Interspecies Fun
Im Okay With It
The Alchemiter Should Be Right This Way
Sure enough, in the direction from which you came is a hall which EVERY RANDOM INDIVIDUAL DETAINED ASTEROIDWISE NATURALLY will recognize as similar to ONE IN THE VEIL leading to the alchemiter room.
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In the physical sense, yes, you are definitely going along. However, the plan itself is something you cannot stand by..
wwhoa hold on a second here WWHAT
shes actually gettin a wwand i thought it wwas all just a you knoww oh hey wwouldnt that be cool but it aint gonna happen kinda thing
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Don't let Eridan get in the way of your lifelong wish of acquiring a really REAL magical wand. Following the troll you come across the ALCHEMITER ROOM.
so kanaya
canyou make like
any type of wand
loike could it even be pink?
*like
> Roxy: Finally acknowledge Eridan.
It seems as though the SEADWELLER does not agree with your fantastic plan.
of course its gonna happen eridan
dont b all whiny its gonna be great
you know if you ask nincely
*nicely
maybe yu could get a new one too
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Oh Yes A Pink Wand Is Most Certainly Within The Realm Of Possibility
Just Ask Me Whether Youd Prefer Something Scientific Or Magical And We Should Be Set
> Kanaya: Chastise Eridan for his skepticism.
Well Of Course She Can Have One
Whats Preventing It From Happening
Nothing
And Nothings Preventing You From Getting One Either
But I Thought You Didnt Need One
Dont You Have That Weapon From The Initiative Even Better Than The One I Made You
You are NOT AT ALL BITTER about that.
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You do not consider your options. It was pretty clear to all involved what answer you were going to give.
cant it like
be both
i mean a scionce wand anda magic wands p much just the same thing right?
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You are sure it is a complicated one, but in all honestly, you hardly know a damn thing about wands.
While Science And Magic May Have Similar Results Theyre Not Really The Same Thing At Heart At All
Thats Like Saying Cant You Be Both A Prince And A Bard
Or Cant You Dream On Both Prospit And Derse
Are You Going To Use Any Hybridized Magic-Science Wand In A Misguided Duel Against Sollux Captor
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yeah i guess but
> Eridan: Give up and deal ww it.
That is exactly what you are going to do because you feel like no matter what you do short of murdering one or both of these girls, Roxy is getting a wand.
> Eridan: Chase away murderous thoughts.
Regardless of what the narration may think, you have no intentions of murdering anyone right now. Honestly, the idea never crossed your mind. Clearly whoever is writing this doesn't know you at all.
> Eridan: Retrieve wand.
You retrieve your own wand from your SYLLADEX because it makes you feel a little better about this situation. Unfortunately, due to the mechanics of your current game, the weapon has not evolved much and is RATHER PLAIN
alright fine let her havve her wwand
as the only one here wwith a real mastery ovver the wwhitest a sciences there evver wwas ill givve this evvent my blessin as a showw a good faith evven
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You consider KANAYA'S EXPLANATION and realise that you must choose a wand either of MAGICAL or SCIENTIFIC properties.As for KANAYA'S QUESTION, you simply scoff.
oh well in that case
which would u sungest
*suggest
i mean i love magicks and science both so its hard to choose
and what of course not
i have so many better things 2 do that talk to him
or have a stupid duel or w/e
> Roxy: Hug Eridan.
Eridan gives you his BLESSING. You feel that you are really making progress here and decide to reward him with one of your HUGS.
thanks eridan
this is gonna b so fun you know
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Based on your acquaintanceship with Roxy, you have decided that as both a practicing WIZARD and a ROGUE, MAGIC would be best suited to her. You have now selected both PINK and MAGIC as attributes for ROXY'S WAND, and are almost ready to ALCHEMIZE.
I Think Youd Like A Magic Wand Best
Its A Lot Friendlier For One Thing
Im Still Not Entirely Certain What Making It Pink Is Going To Do But It Should Be Good And For Better Or For Worse Suit You
Its My Belief Thats Just How Personal Weapons Work
> Kanaya: Ignore Eridan.
You are doing this with the most benevolent of intentions. You do not want to scrutinize the situation ANY MORE CLOSELY than you already are, because you do NOT WANT TO KNOW what kind of FUN they are going to have.
1/2
You spend several seconds SAVORING THE MOMENT, because occasions like this come very rarely.
Having said that, it's just a hug. Not great, but not that bad either. What's the big deal?
We all need to settle down here.
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hands off
huggin time is ovver noww
rude.
Apparently he did not appreciate your HUG.
Wwhatevver.
> Roxy: Thank Kanaya.
You agree with KANAYA'S DECISION. You are excited at the prospect of a real MAGIC WAND that is definitely real and not a FAKE. It is time to make your request official.
i would totally LOVE a magical wand
and i guess theres rly no reason for it 2 b pink
i just tought that maybe it would look good
* thought
sinsce it matches all my other pink stuff and things like that
and thanksfor doing this kanaya
Rude rude rude.
Well It Has To Have A Color Of Some Kind
So Theres No Reason For It Not To Be Pink Either Now Is There
> Kanaya: Alchemize.
You've created one WIZARDING WAND.
It is MAGICAL. It is REAL. It is PINK.
> ==>
Prince of manners.
No, you aren't going to comment because you have nothing good to say and you already said you'd just deal ww it earlier. Really, it's right there. It wasn't even that long ago. Doing so would just make you look like a gigantic hypocrite, and that is not something you are going to appear as.
...this time at least.
about right
You take the WIZARDING WAND. It is everything you hoped it could be, and more.
omg thanks
this is the best
thank you kanaya soo much i mean it
> Roxy: Hug Kanaya.
You move closer, giving Kanaya one of your sought after HUGS.
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You are certainly one of the people who would seek after one of ROXY'S HUGS, because they are one of the only good things that has happened to you in the past...
They're GOOD.
Youre Welcome
Im Glad It Could Be Of Service
> Kanaya: Comment to Eridan.
You do so, one of your hands still remaining in light contact with Roxy's sleeve without your conscious observance while you turn to him.
Are You Sure You Dont Want A New Wand
Didnt I Debunk Yours In Canon
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You show just how little in need of a new wand you are by displaying your BLAND yet still SUPERIOR weapon given to you in your current game, which you equipped a little earlier.
its fine i got another one
you evven mentioned it earlier remember
i dont need you makin me another wwand or nothin
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You cannot feel upset about your apparent death. In fact, you do not even know about it, because that would require you breaking the fourth wall once again, which is something that is not going to happen. You remain blissfully unaware.
> Roxy: Show off wand proudly.
Kanaya did a great job with your PINK and MAGICAL WAND. You hold it up to Eridan's so that you can COMPARE.
are u sure you dont want a new one
i mean im sure that ones p cool but its not quite like
ur own personal weapon made by a freind is it
*friend
> Roxy: Remind Eridan that you still have his cape.
You refuse to remind Eridan that you still have his CAPE. Why would you want to do that? This cape is awesome.
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Well Fine If You Do Feel That Way I Wont Keep Bothering You About It
I Just Thought You Would Appreciate It But Whatever
> Kanaya: Encourage Roxy to try out her new wand.
You really want to make sure you haven't accidentally given anyone a LETHAL WEAPON this time.
Well Would You Like To Put Your New Weapon To The Test Roxy
I Dont Want Your Evaluation Of It As "The Best" To Turn Out To Be Unfounded