possibly heading to jarjammed!

[lucky04]

Congrats on finally being able to start posting with me, mun! And thanks for all these neat icon things, I guess. They're okay.
But I'm not going to be truly happy until you finish that "app" and I actually get sent to a real place to actually talk with other people! Even if it's with a bunch of animals and little kids and murderers and things.
So, shoo! Get to work!
_{[The cries of his player can be heard in the distance. But that's alright because his player's always crying.]}

Comments

[blackberries]

A motley crew indeed, animals and children and murderers &c &c.

What are you, though.

[lucky04]

A felt, obviously!
What are you supposed to be?

[blackberries]

A felt-- doll? A little creature? I guess I've seen worse. They've got talking mice, now, you know.

I am the Queen of Cats. Purr purr meow.

[lucky04]

Just a felt! Not a doll or just something little!
And mice can't talk, and cats can't have a queen. What are you really?

[blackberries]

They most assuredly can and they most assuredly do, o Felt.

So are there muslins and silks and wools too?

[lucky04]

The name's Clover, thank you! Felt is just a species and gang name.

... I don't know what those are, besides silk and wool being... Things!

[blackberries]

Poor sad feltlet then. We could build you a pretty silk girl. (If that's your interest.)

A gang! Tommy-guns and all?

[lucky04]

Depends if that silk girl's going to actually be made of silk or not! I'm not interested in screwing fabric, lady.

Yeah! Tommy-guns, heists, casinos, and what have you. It's pretty great.

[blackberries]

Wow, vulgar. I guess if you keep company with Shelly that make sense.

Nasty boys.

[lucky04]

Hey, hey! If I was... Wherever you two are from, that jammyjar thing-- I wouldn't be around him! He's a loser.

[disarmingsmile]

I must say I haven't heard anybody equating animals and children to murderers before.

[lucky04]

They're separate categories! Although, I guess animals kind of fit into the murderer one.
I think I've heard of you fitting into the last one, actually!

[disarmingsmile]

... Somehow, I am not surprised at all.
I take it you heard about Rosela, then.

[lucky04]

Ssssort of! I heard you killed some little girl because a bunch of weird tentacle monsters said it'd be neat.
Hehe, you're one messed up kid!

[disarmingsmile]

... Excuse me?

[lucky04]

Do you have tentacles in your ears, too? I said you're weird!

[disarmingsmile]

Before that.

[lucky04]

You killed a little girl because a bunch of squid freaks told you it'd be a good idea?

[disarmingsmile]

That.

That is very much untrue, good... sir?

[lucky04]

Oooh, so you thought it'd be okay by yourself? And that sir is right! I don't even look like a dame, hmmpphh.

[disarmingsmile]

Of course. I had a perfectly solid reason.

My apologies, but I'm even sure what species you belong to.

[lucky04]

Was "just because" a solid enough reason?
You better be sorry! What's with all of you and not knowing I'm a felt?

[disarmingsmile]

No.
A felt what?

[lucky04]

Sooo, why'd you do it?
Just a felllltttt! It hasn't that hard of a concept to grasp!

[disarmingsmile]

She abused my trust.

[lucky04]

Oh no! Did she break a little promise and did you overreact?

[disarmingsmile]

I am not explaining this again.

[klutzy]

You get used to the animals and little kids! And...

Kinda the murders, I guess.

[lucky04]

You people might get used to them, seeing as you're a bunch of weirdos anyway, but I can't!
Because I'm normal.

[palepersephone]

How Extremely Culturally Insensitive Of You

[lucky04]

I'm just telling the truth, grey kid! No need to get probably uppity about it.

[palepersephone]

Was I Being Uppity I Thought I Was Just Stating An Observation

And The Truth Is Relative Not Absolute Much Like History And Morality

All Im Saying Is Its Neither Pleasant Nor Strictly Accurate To Refer To Yourself As Normal And Everyone Else As Weird

Im Pretty Sure There Are More Trolls Than There Are Felts Doesnt That Make You The Weird One Little Green Man

[lucky04]

You sounded uppity!
Even though it is accurate about me being perfectly fine and all of you being really strange, me being the odd one out in your little group of freaks doesn't mean I'm... Odd!

[klutzy]

Well what do you know about us being normal?! St-still, you sort of have to get used to them, just because everyone gets so worked up about it all the time...