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dear_mun2012-06-21 12:49 pm
what_zipper) wrote in dear_mun2012-06-21 12:49 pm
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Being green hasn't gotten any easier.
Hey!
I'd say you're a sight for sore eyes, but ... I'd be lying.
Now before you get all offended at me, just lemme say sure, it's great the whole gang's here. Only one problem. The whole gang consists of programs even worse than the usual pernicious crowd. Take Red and Yellow here for example, like I said before, pretty sure they still want me dead. (Again.) Have you even seen how the little one looks at me? And don't even get me started on the silent... no. No; the other, other crazy silent one. Think she's a lady. (Maybe.)
But that's not important. Anyway, what I'm trying to get at here is that while I've got no idea what her problem is, I'm pretty sure she's a couple bits short of a byte.
Then you've got the real bits. They're cute and all, but what're you going to do with all of them? They just float around in this big empty system you got here (I'm talking about your head by the way) and argue with each other. Occasionally there's even a very small collision. Drama, I know. But seriously, have you ever heard a bit debate? Trust me, it gets old real fast.
And I get it, you're busy doing your User thing out there, and I'm an ISO, hell, I don't even come with a User. But hey, uh, User...
How about letting your favourite (and only) Bostrumite out once in a while to stretch his legs? Maybe take a recognizer out for a spin? What d'you say?
Oh come on, don't look at me like that, it'll be fun.
Just, just lemme out of here. I gotta get away from the other guys.
I'll owe you one.
I'd say you're a sight for sore eyes, but ... I'd be lying.
Now before you get all offended at me, just lemme say sure, it's great the whole gang's here. Only one problem. The whole gang consists of programs even worse than the usual pernicious crowd. Take Red and Yellow here for example, like I said before, pretty sure they still want me dead. (Again.) Have you even seen how the little one looks at me? And don't even get me started on the silent... no. No; the other, other crazy silent one. Think she's a lady. (Maybe.)
But that's not important. Anyway, what I'm trying to get at here is that while I've got no idea what her problem is, I'm pretty sure she's a couple bits short of a byte.
Then you've got the real bits. They're cute and all, but what're you going to do with all of them? They just float around in this big empty system you got here (I'm talking about your head by the way) and argue with each other. Occasionally there's even a very small collision. Drama, I know. But seriously, have you ever heard a bit debate? Trust me, it gets old real fast.
And I get it, you're busy doing your User thing out there, and I'm an ISO, hell, I don't even come with a User. But hey, uh, User...
How about letting your favourite (and only) Bostrumite out once in a while to stretch his legs? Maybe take a recognizer out for a spin? What d'you say?
Oh come on, don't look at me like that, it'll be fun.
Just, just lemme out of here. I gotta get away from the other guys.
I'll owe you one.
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Your user likely to listen, though?
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And hard to say. Users, y'know; they can be kind of fickle. Uh. No offense.