canon is obvious

[acepheasant]

No idea what you're so proud about. Oh geez, the featherless one knows a bunch of bird puns -- how swell! Can't you see how impressed I am?

And don't get any ideas! You couldn't handle me even if you wanted.

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canon is barrel rolls

[all_range_mode]

I doubt many people would want to handle you, what with that charming personality and all.

Just sayin'.

hold A to be an asshole

[acepheasant]

Sorry I'm not the people person you obviously are. What're you doin' here anyways? Get shot down?

I don't need to hold A for that

[all_range_mode]

As if. I'm not the one who didn't check their G-Diffuser properly.

[Really Falco it was the first level, that's pretty sad. 8(]

I do, I'm so nice~

[acepheasant]

[BAH, FROWN.]

Like that was my fault? What do we pay Slippy for if he doesn't make sure everything's workin' right?

HAHAHA oh thats a good one

[all_range_mode]

To be fair, it was a pretty stressful situation. He doesn't usually screw up.

..Doesn't usually screw mechanics up.

[acepheasant]

Oh yeah, that's a perfectly good excuse. It's not like our lives were riding on everything being in good working order and all.

[coverthebase]

Hey! So you're coming to the party boat, bro?

[acepheasant]

Read again. [WING POINTING UP.] That's me actively against all of this. Not happening if I have anything to say about it.

And I do.

[coverthebase]

Don't knock it 'til you try it! Yeah, the ship's full of monkeys, but they'll line up some sweet mercenary work for you.

[acepheasant]

Huh. Merc work wouldn't be too bad, but monkeys? Yeah, you're doing a great job of talking this place up.

[coverthebase]

Hairless chimps called humans. Dunno what the Thor's love affair with them is, really, but they're not bad once you get to know them.

[acepheasant]

I'll leave the species politics to Fox. Flying's more my thing.

[torturedrose]

Kch. Puns.

[So much hate for puns.]

[acepheasant]

[Gurrkk, the hell is this person?!]

[acepheasant]

Yeah, they're, uh... bird puns.

[torturedrose]

[Hiya Falco don't mind Painy here she's just going to breathe on you and glare creepily. ✿]

...Better than cat puns. Not by much... [growwwwlll]

[acepheasant]

[Sob, he wants his Arwing or his laser pistol or something this is weird.]

No such thing as a good pun.

[Also, taking just a subtle step back ahah...]

[torturedrose]

[a grunt and a nod and an odd grimace that might be a smile but it's kind of hard to tell with the mask-- til she notices that step back]

What's the matter.

[Stare stare STAAAARE.]

[acepheasant]

Nothin'. Just wondering if I left my Arwing running is all. Should probably go and check soon.

[cantletyoudothatstarfox]

Don't go making yourself actually sound important now, feather-brain.

[acepheasant]

Yeah, I wouldn't wanna steal your thing.

[cantletyoudothatstarfox]

Right. Like puffing out my feathers is really my thing. I think that's more reserved for pilots that have something to prove.

[acepheasant]

Tch, I ain't got nothin' to prove. They don't call me an ace for nothin'.

[cantletyoudothatstarfox]

And who, exactly, is they?

[acepheasant]

They. They.

Hey, look, I can't be expected to remember who they all are. More important things on my mind.