canon is obvious

[acepheasant]

No idea what you're so proud about. Oh geez, the featherless one knows a bunch of bird puns -- how swell! Can't you see how impressed I am?

And don't get any ideas! You couldn't handle me even if you wanted.

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canon is barrel rolls

[all_range_mode]

I doubt many people would want to handle you, what with that charming personality and all.

Just sayin'.

hold A to be an asshole

[acepheasant]

Sorry I'm not the people person you obviously are. What're you doin' here anyways? Get shot down?

I don't need to hold A for that

[all_range_mode]

As if. I'm not the one who didn't check their G-Diffuser properly.

[Really Falco it was the first level, that's pretty sad. 8(]

[coverthebase]

Hey! So you're coming to the party boat, bro?

I do, I'm so nice~

[acepheasant]

[BAH, FROWN.]

Like that was my fault? What do we pay Slippy for if he doesn't make sure everything's workin' right?

[acepheasant]

Read again. [WING POINTING UP.] That's me actively against all of this. Not happening if I have anything to say about it.

And I do.

HAHAHA oh thats a good one

[all_range_mode]

To be fair, it was a pretty stressful situation. He doesn't usually screw up.

..Doesn't usually screw mechanics up.

[acepheasant]

Oh yeah, that's a perfectly good excuse. It's not like our lives were riding on everything being in good working order and all.

[coverthebase]

Don't knock it 'til you try it! Yeah, the ship's full of monkeys, but they'll line up some sweet mercenary work for you.

[all_range_mode]

I'm not saying he couldn't have done better, but you still could have checked closer.

[acepheasant]

Huh. Merc work wouldn't be too bad, but monkeys? Yeah, you're doing a great job of talking this place up.

[acepheasant]

I'm a pilot, Fox. I can't be bothered with all that before every mission. I know I make it look easy, but it does take some concentration, ya know?

[coverthebase]

Hairless chimps called humans. Dunno what the Thor's love affair with them is, really, but they're not bad once you get to know them.

[all_range_mode]

Gee, that's funny. I didn't have any trouble preforming a full system check and then saving your tail when your G-Diffuser started freaking out.

[acepheasant]

I'll leave the species politics to Fox. Flying's more my thing.

[acepheasant]

Yeah yeah, keep talkin'. I pilot a faulty fighter and get in over my beak maybe one time and you never let me forget it.

[all_range_mode]

Maybe one time?

[acepheasant]

Sheesh, what are ya? A computer? Who needs ROB when you've got a memory like that? Who's to say I'm not always saving your tail anyways? Maybe I just never mention that, ya know, you're being chased because I take care of it so quickly.

[all_range_mode]

Yeah right, I know how much you like to brag.

[acepheasant]

Nothin' wrong with askin' for credit where credit is due.

[all_range_mode]

There's credit, and then there's "YEAH GOT ONE, WOO GOT ANOTHER ONE, MAN GUYS I AM KILLING SO MANY DUDES". It gets distracting.

[acepheasant]

So you're saying my success is just way too distracting, huh? Green's not really your color, Fox.

[all_range_mode]

And yet I've never been shot down.

[acepheasant]

Andross' lackeys aren't really challenging, so I'm not surprised.

[all_range_mode]

Never stopped you from bragging.