homeless for the forseeable fUtUre.

[topspin]

oh, no. no, no, no, no, mUn, this won't do. this is simply a terrible idea.

yoU really shoUldn't have registered this accoUnt to begin with.


(( OOC: Icons contain spoilers, comments likely will too. ))

Comments

[haxxxish]

what why
pfft cali this is awesome dont get your alien undies all tied in knots

[topspin]

my Underwear is perfectly smooth and Un-knotted. i jUst don't think it's a wise idea to attempt, er, "playing" me when so little of my story has been revealed.
not in a pUblic venUe sUch as this, that is.

[haxxxish]

no wya this way youre just extra mysteriuous
aint nothing wrong with beign crazy mysteriusuo
sides all kinds of crazy shit happens here
i think theres an 8legged horse?????

[topspin]

i sUppose that is one way of looking at it!
yoU do always know jUst what to say.
if nothing else, there shoUld be no harm in engaging in specUlation in pUrely freeform commUnities sUch as this one. ^u^

horses are those mUsclebeasts that dirk is fond of, no? what is one doing with twice the UsUal nUmber of legs?

[haxxxish]

heh yep and youre a classy addition to the partayyy so dont worry so much

asdfk yeh but i try not to think about his horseything
idk tits like
*its
some guy got manpreggers and had a horse wthi 8 legs for some reason
im thinking its polultion but who knows even

[topspin]

when i inqUired into the possibility of pregnancy in the hUman male, i was informed that it's not a "thing".
can pollUtion change that?

[haxxxish]

idk maybe??? or else hes magic i didnt look that closley
man i should def ask him tho
this is gonna drvie me craycray if i dont

[topspin]

yes, if yoU coUld that woUld be splendid. i'm curioUs too.

[haxxxish]

ok i will invssesstigate and report back capn
capn callipeop
*callipe
*calliope!!!
next time one of them pops up around here ill be like hey take a seat
wheres your uterus

[docfoul]

We all try to say that.

[topspin]

is it that fUtile of a gestUre?

[docfoul]

Not as much as one could think.
And yet, far more than anyone could fathom.

[topspin]

yoU jUst contradicted yoUrself, and now i'm terribly confUsed. unu

[docfoul]

Did I?
If you immediately take the most seemingly contradictory statements at face value, I shudder to imagine how you could have possibly kept up with your favourite tale.

[cyan_maid]

I think we all try to convince the Mundanes of that at some point. It never quite works out, though.
That said, I don't think it's a terrible idea at all! It's wonderful to see you here!

[topspin]

and it's jolly good to see yoU as well, jane. i've been waiting for qUite some time.
so i can forgive my mUndane this slight. seeing yoU and roxy has jUst made my day.

[cyan_maid]

Aw!
Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to keep you waiting. I understand completely, though - it's a joy to see friends here.

How are you holding up so far?

[topspin]

don't apologise! things have been going jUst as they shoUld. :U it's all for the best in the end.

i'm right as a spot of rain. and yoUrself? does your mUndane have any plans for yoUr, ah, long-term placement?

[cyan_maid]

I'm doing alright! I've been in a place for just over a week, and while I'm being kept in the dark about most of what Miss Mundane has in mind, I'm beginning to enjoy myself.

What about you, UU?

[topspin]

oh, i'm very glad to hear that. althoUgh these games are not what i thoUght fate woUld have in store for Us, they are still qUite...
interesting. unu

mine has no plans for me! which is for the best. playing either me or my brother at this point woUld be... more extrapolation than anything, and some of their assUmptions are sUre to be proven false.

[cyan_maid]

I certainly didn't expect them either, but you get used to them soon enough. Everyone's pretty friendly in these places! :B

That's a darned shame. I hope your Mundane will reconsider once more information has come to light. I'm sure any game would be happy to have you!

[topspin]

that certainly is reassUring! ^u^

perhaps! depending on how events Unfold, there may yet be a fUtUre for me in my mUn's repertoire of, er, mUses.
althoUgh it has gone and complicated things a tad bit by deciding to send dirk off to so many games.
i'm getting the sense that this isn't mUch like fanfiction at all. it woUld not do to portray the both of Us in the same setting.

[cyan_maid]

Hmm.
I'm not sure I see the problem, but Miss Mundane agrees that it doesn't sound like the best idea.
If it's really such a problem, wouldn't it be better for you to go someplace new?

[topspin]

yes, and i sUggested as mUch, but it's sUffering from a condition it calls "game overload".

[cyan_maid]

Oh dear! Even I know that's not good at all.
Perhaps, with time, your Mundane won't be so overloaded, and by then she'll gladly send you someplace.

[kingunmaker]

... Come now, why would you say such a thing my lady? Does the spotlight bother you so?

[topspin]

i'm mUch more Used to remaining in the background.

[kingunmaker]

Ah, that much I understand. Sometimes the seat in the thrones shade can offer comforts far beyond those of the throne itself.

But in a world such as this, we must all take center-stage sooner or later. Will you permit me to at least try to make your time here as pleasant as circumstances allow?

[topspin]

yes, that's a wonderfUl way of pUtting it.

oh, yoU needn't bother. this dear_mUn place isn't so bad, really.

[kingunmaker]

Ah, but I insist. A gentleman must always be curteous to those less fortunate than himself.

[He says as he takes her hand, and softly kisses it.]

Count Duphaston du Isapolis, my lady. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[And if the fact that he's pretty much Calmasis wearing red and the overly sleazy tone hasn't convinced her of how CLEARLY TRUSTWORTHY this fellow is, well- what will~?]

/gently touches

[museofspace]

oh! well this is UndoUbtedly most intrigUing.
rUles in this place trUly were meant to be tossed to the breeze!

i confess i am a tad relieved to find that i am not the only one introdUced to sUch a new and Unexpected change of pace.

^u^

[topspin]

well, well.
if i'm Understanding the sitUation correctly, this is no mere trick of caUsality.

yes, i do agree. how have yoU been finding this dear_mUn place to be? do yoU think it pleasant?

[timaeus_testified]

They do that.
This account was made right after my first pesterlog.
It's since been put to quite a bit of use.
I'm sure things will turn out fine.

[topspin]

well! some people certainly do jUmp the gUn, so to say.
thank yoU for the reassUrance, dirk. i appreciate it.

[timaeus_testified]

They usually do it to practice what information has been presented.
That aside it seems like we'll learn quite a bit about you.